Welcome to Pirate Network – the ultimate Lifesteal SMP adventure!

Set sail on a wild journey where you can steal hearts from your enemies and grow stronger with each victory. This isn’t just any Lifesteal SMP server – Pirate Network is packed with features you’ll only find here.

Why join Pirate Network?

    Unique Lifesteal Mechanics: Every battle matters. Steal hearts and become the most powerful pirate on the server!Custom Lands: Explore and conquer custom-made lands filled with treasures and secrets.Player-Made Shops: Trade your hard-earned loot with other pirates and build your empire.Special Events: Participate in regular events and win exclusive rewards.Friendly Community: Join a crew of friendly pirates and make new friends.

Whether you’re a seasoned sailor or a new recruit, Pirate Network offers endless adventures and unforgettable experiences. Grab your sword, gather your crew, and join the Pirate Network today – where every heart counts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Enchantments Applied: 144 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 117
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
Crops Grown: 2813 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyTrolls R Us

    CraftyTrolls R Us
    Welcome to Günoo, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player joined Günoo and found themselves in a world filled with dancing llamas, flying pigs, and talking creepers. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, only to discover that it was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for on Günoo you can team up with other players to defeat the chicken and claim the pickaxe for yourself. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new llama friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Günoo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Villages Defended: 20
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Block and Roll: The Minecraft Server for When You’re Feeling Frisky

    Block and Roll: The Minecraft Server for When You’re Feeling Frisky
    Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that will satisfy your insatiable thirst for adventure and excitement? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us if you’re feeling like you’re in that weird in-between stage of horniness where regular games just won’t cut it, but you’re not quite ready for the wild world of h-games. Our server offers a unique blend of excitement, danger, and just a touch of inappropriate humor to keep you on your toes.

    Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world unlike any other. But be warned, things can get a little…weird. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Emeralds Found: 2446
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles

    Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles
    Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest blocky fantasies! Join us and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, where the only responsibility you have is to mine, build, and survive.

    On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who knew virtual reality could be so epic?

    So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the blocky bliss of our Minecraft server. Because let’s face it, who needs to adult when you can be a blocky badass instead?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Baggage – LOL Minecraft Madness #5154

    Blocky Baggage – LOL Minecraft Madness #5154
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and endless possibilities.

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a grand assault against Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor. But don’t worry, you’ve got this! Team up with your friends and take down the mighty foe to claim your victory.

    And that’s not all! How about a hot spring party with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka? Jump into the relaxing waters and unwind after a long day of battling monsters and exploring the vast world of our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join the General Student Council and help balance Schale’s books in a thrilling event that will test your skills and teamwork. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll defend against incoming attacks and prove your worth as a warrior.

    With 2x Normals, Commissions, and Hards, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 269 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Zzzs – Where the Creepers Nap

    Crafty Zzzs – Where the Creepers Nap
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves while wearing a diamond helmet. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server. Those chickens have some serious beef with us, but that’s a story for another day. See you in the game, and remember: keep it lolzy, my friends!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Animals Bred: 24 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SoullessCraft: Because Who Needs Souls When You Have Blocks?

    SoullessCraft: Because Who Needs Souls When You Have Blocks?
    Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama ballet. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 69 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Blocky Broads & Bros

    Blocky Broads & Bros
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls! Why settle for regular old female avatars when you can have the sassiest, most fabulous boys strutting their stuff in pixelated dresses and heels? Our server is the only place where you can find a squad of guys rocking the latest fashion trends and slaying the game like never before.

    Join us for epic fashion shows, where our male players compete to see who can pull off the fiercest looks. From sparkly tiaras to glittery gowns, our boys are serving looks that will leave you gagging. Plus, our community is full of hilarious banter and non-stop laughter, making every gaming session a total blast.

    So why wait? Come join our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls and get ready to slay the virtual runway like never before. Trust us, you won’t find a more fabulous and fun server anywhere else!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Buildings Constructed: 15
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ArgenCraft: Where Creepers Tango and Diamonds are More Valuable than Peso!

    ArgenCraft: Where Creepers Tango and Diamonds are More Valuable than Peso!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas roam freely, tango music plays in the background, and empanadas rain from the sky. Welcome to our server, where every block is made of dulce de leche and every creeper wears a sombrero.

    Join us on this wild adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary hidden treasure of El Dorado, battle against the evil empanada-stealing banditos, and ride on the backs of flying llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gaucho ranch, dance the night away at our virtual milongas, and explore the mystical forests of mate trees.

    So why live in Argentina when you can live in our crazy Minecraft world? Join us now and let the fiesta begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

    YeetCraft – Land of Llamas
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further, because our server is run by Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the craziest group of Minecraft players you’ll ever meet! Enna once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky, Millie once tamed a pack of wild wolves to do her bidding, Nina graduated from Minecraft University with a degree in Redstone engineering, and Reimu once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword!

    Join us on this server for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (thanks to Ethyria Essentials)! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blocky Politics-Free Funland

    Blocky Politics-Free Funland
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with annoying players who ruin the game for everyone else? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who are tired of dealing with toxic behavior. We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, sexism, and homophobia, so you can game in peace without having to worry about encountering any hateful players. Join us today and experience the joy of playing in a welcoming and inclusive community!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Blocky Exile Adventures: Mine & Craft Edition

    Blocky Exile Adventures: Mine & Craft Edition
    Welcome to the Minecraft server where everything is literally about YOU. Yes, you heard it right, this server is the “Literally Me Edition” where every block you place, every mob you slay, and every diamond you mine is a reflection of your inner self.

    Join us on our Necropolis world where you can explore ancient tombs filled with treasures and dangers at every corner. But be warned, the undead are not too happy about you raiding their resting places, so bring your best armor and weapons to survive the onslaught.

    Check out our Patch Notes section where we update you on all the crazy changes happening in our world. From new mobs to wacky events, there’s always something exciting going on in our server.

    And don’t forget to participate in our Challenge Rewards program where you can earn exclusive in-game rewards for completing insane tasks. From building a giant statue of yourself to taming a dragon, the challenges are endless and the rewards are epic.

    Oh, and did we mention that we have a sneak peek of PoE 2 available for early access in 2024? That’s right, you can get a taste of the future of Minecraft before anyone else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft master shine on our server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8114
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!

    Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!
    Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?

    Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

    So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Villages Defended: 20

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit

    UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old battle shonen-shit? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! We may love Ubel, but we hate all that mainstream nonsense. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. So come on, dive in and join the madness!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Enchantments Applied: 266
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

    Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

    Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

    And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

    LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition
    Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

    But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

    And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Zombie Dances: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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