Pirate Network

Adventure, Adventures, Battles, Community, CREW, Custom Lands, Empire, Events, experiences, Hearts, lifesteal smp, Lifestealsmp, Loot, Minecraft, Pirate, Pirate Network, Pirates, Player made shops, Rewards, Server, Special Events, sword, Vanilla, Victory

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Welcome to Pirate Network – the ultimate Lifesteal SMP adventure!

Set sail on a wild journey where you can steal hearts from your enemies and grow stronger with each victory. This isn’t just any Lifesteal SMP server – Pirate Network is packed with features you’ll only find here.

Why join Pirate Network?

Unique Lifesteal Mechanics: Every battle matters. Steal hearts and become the most powerful pirate on the server!Custom Lands: Explore and conquer custom-made lands filled with treasures and secrets.Player-Made Shops: Trade your hard-earned loot with other pirates and build your empire.Special Events: Participate in regular events and win exclusive rewards.Friendly Community: Join a crew of friendly pirates and make new friends.

Whether you’re a seasoned sailor or a new recruit, Pirate Network offers endless adventures and unforgettable experiences. Grab your sword, gather your crew, and join the Pirate Network today – where every heart counts!

piratenetwork.mcnetwork.me

RomanBathBacteriaBrawl

ancient healing practices, ancient remedies, Antibiotic bacteria, antibiotic resistance, antimicrobial activity, bacterial infections, dangerous bacteria, E.coli, england, health benefits, historical bacteria, immune system support, medicinal properties, microbial therapy, natural antibiotics, Roman Baths, RomanBathBacteriaBrawl, therapeutic bacteria, traditional medicine, wellness

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yo yo yo come join our server where we got some crazy stuff happenin’ like antibiotic bacteria fightin’ off E. coli like it’s nobody’s business! we got Roman Baths in England where you can chill and watch these tiny warriors battle it out. it’s like a microscopic gladiator fight, but with bacteria! who wouldn’t wanna see that? join now for the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft history!

Broomstix: Where Witches Build, Pets Fly, and Sunday’s the Sunny Day!

BarteringEconomy, bedrock, Broomstix, BUILD, Claims, classic, Creative, Customenchants, Day, Discord, Fly, FlyOnSundays, Harddifficulty, java, Nogrief, Onlinemap, Pets, PetTeleport, PrivateMessaging, Protectionstones, PvP, RandomTeleportation, Semi Vanilla, smp, SUNDAYS, Sunny, VotingRanks, witches

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Minecraft Server Information

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports
Discord Server	Join Broomstix Discord
Online In-game Map	View Map

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).
Hard difficulty.
Custom enchantments.
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them.
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday.
ProtectionStones for land claiming.
Bartering economy system.
No grief.
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.
In-game private messaging, homes and player teleportation commands.
Minecraft-Discord integration.
Responsive staff.
Voting ranks and rewards.
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps.

FAQs

Q: Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.

Q: Is there griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

Q: Are there custom enchantments available?

A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

Q: How can I teleport mobs in the game?

A: You can put a lead on the mobs to teleport them.

Q: Is there a PvP arena on the server?

A: Yes, there is an exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.

PurrfectCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, Absurdity, animal, BIZARRE, cat, controversial, explicit, fucking, Handbag, humor, inappropriate, Kinky, Minecraft, Naughty, odd, PurrfectCraft, quirky, Server, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL, weird, yo

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cats are wild and the handbags are even wilder! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you witness cats engaging in some questionable activities with handbags.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as they bust out their best moves while wearing sunglasses and top hats.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

SwerveCraft Minecraft Server

CARD, Competitive wrestling, desu, Fight card, grim, Minecraft, Moxley, Moxley vs Naito, naito, orange, ospreay, Ospreay vs Swerve, Pro Wrestling, Server, Swerve, SwerveCraft, Women’s matches, wrestling, wrestling event, Wrestling Matches, ZSJ, ZSJ vs Orange

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic matches and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Ospreay facing off against Swerve in an epic battle of blocky proportions! And that’s not all, we’ve got Moxley taking on Naito in a showdown that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

But wait, there’s more! ZSJ will be going head to head with Orange in a match that will leave you questioning the laws of physics in the Minecraft world. And let’s not forget about the Womeme matches, where anything can happen and chaos reigns supreme.

So why join our server? Because where else can you see such insane matchups and outrageous stories unfold in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

DiaperCraft Minecraft Server

able bodied, adult diaper, changing diaper, DiaperCraft, Elderly, EMBARRASSMENT, handicap stall, Long Time, Minecraft, modesty, OAB issues, personal hygiene, public places, public restroom, restroom, restroom facilities, Sams Club, sense of modesty, Server, wheelchair, wheelchair accessible

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Are you tired of regular Minecraft servers where you have to worry about finding a restroom in time? Look no further, because our server is perfect for those with OAB issues! Join us and experience the luxury of using a handicap stall in-game, with extra room for all your diaper-changing needs.

But that’s not all – our server is also equipped with helpful NPCs who will check in on you and offer assistance if needed. Need help changing your virtual diaper? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and be part of a community where embarrassing moments are embraced and shared. Who knows, you might even run into an elderly man in a wheelchair who understands your struggles. Don’t miss out on this unique Minecraft experience – join our server today!

ToddlerTechTakedown

AGGRESSIVE, common courtesy, Confront, distraction, electronic volume, Event, high volume, Hint, Mother, nap schedule, parenting skills, phone volume, public place, screen time, Speech, tablet volume, tiny beasts, Toddler, ToddlerTechTakedown, wedding reception

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Are you tired of dealing with aggressive parents at public events? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is a safe haven where toddlers are banned from watching videos at high volumes during speeches. No more confrontations over parenting skills or screen-time choices – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical nap schedule that turns tiny beasts into peaceful players. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now!

BingeCraft: Beg4NetflixShows

Beg4NetflixShows, binge watch, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, hidden gems, lesser known, must watch, Mystery, Netflix, Popular, Recommendations, series, streaming, Suspense, television, Thriller, trending, tv shows, Underrated

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Are you tired of the same old boring Netflix shows? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of entertainment.

Imagine a world where you can binge-watch your favorite Netflix shows while also building your own virtual empire. That’s right, on our server, you can watch all the lesser-known binge-worthy shows while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who only appears when you least expect it. Will you be brave enough to face this mysterious creature?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate combination of Netflix and gaming. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, family, Hamas, home, hostage situation, hostages, idf, international relations, Israel, journalist, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, palestine, PixelPanic, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Terrorist

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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell you, it’s like, totally lit! we got this crazy story where IDF had to take down this Hamas terrorist and journalist who were holding three hostages in a house with their family. but, like, don’t worry, we got rid of all the bad guys and now it’s just a chill place to build and mine and stuff. come join us for some wild adventures and epic battles, you won’t regret it! #minecraftlife #crazyserver #joinusbro

Macron’s Camp Crushed: Le Pen’s Revenge

Anti-establishment, Camp, CONSERVATIVE, Crushed, Defeat, EU election, european politics, european union, Euroscepticism, far right, French election, French politics, Le Pen party, Macron, Macron’s camp, Macrons, Marine Le Pen, nationalism, pens, political parties, populism, Revenge, right wing, right-wing surge, Victory

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haha u ever heard of a minecraft server where the french far right obliterates macron’s camp in the EU election? well, now u have! come join us for some epic battles and political drama in the world of minecraft. build ur own camp, rally ur troops, and take down the establishment like never before. who needs real politics when u can have this kind of chaos in a blocky world? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

MinecraftMindMastery

emotional well being, inner strength, mental fortitude, mental health, mental strength, mental toughness, Mental Wellness, MinecraftMindMastery, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self-care, self-empowerment, strength

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn party mixed with a tornado of awesomeness! Like, imagine if Steve from Minecraft had a pet dragon that could shoot out rainbow fireballs and do the floss dance. That’s basically what you’ll experience on this server.

We got secret hidden dungeons filled with diamond blocks and gold apples just waiting for you to discover. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a herd of wild chickens trying to outsmart a pack of creepers.

But the best part? The community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world, from pro builders to redstone wizards. And everyone is super chill and friendly, like a bunch of pandas having a tea party.

So, if you wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness and mayhem, join our Minecraft server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on here in disguise, so you might even get to challenge him to a dance-off.

NPC-MC

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Active Development, bedrock, commands, Community, crate keys, Custom Plugins, Development, Discord, Economy System, java, NPC-MC, Rewards, Server, smp, SMP experience, Support, Survival, tags, Voting

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Welcome to NPC-MC, the ultimate SMP experience! NPC-MC boasts a fantastic community, unique custom plugins, an engaging economy system, and active development to keep things fresh. Both Java and Bedrock players are welcome.

1.20+

Show your support for the server by voting to earn great rewards, such as custom tags, crate keys, commands and much more!

Java IP: play.NPC-MC.comBedrock IP: play.NPC-MC.comDiscord: discord.gg/YMk3GPg2bH

play.npc-mc.com

HexArchon: Where everything is custom except for the players! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with custom worlds, items, mobs, skills, abilities, enchants, boss fights, dungeons, quests, land claiming, furnitures, decorative heads, events, Dynmap, and Wiki!

Abilities, Adventure, Boss, Bosses, chaotic, Claiming, Combat, Community, Custom, Customization, Decorative, Dungeons, Dynmap, Economy, Enchants, Events, Exploration, Feedback, Fights, Filled, FURNITURES, gameplay, Heads, HexArchon, Items, Join, Land, marketplace, Mechanics, Minecraft, mmo, mobs, Play, Players, Progression, Quests, Server, Skills, smp, Survival, Updates, Wiki, worlds

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HexArchon Server Overview

Description
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Our Values

Community voice & transparency
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
Trust & respect
Dedicated updates

Gameplay Mechanics

Custom Mobs
Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Dungeons
Quests
Abilities
Stats
Auto Farms
Furnaces
Furniture
Player Shops
Pets
Fishing
Quality-of-life Improvements

Technicals

The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications:

CPU: Intel Core i9-13900K
RAM: 4800MHz 16GB
Storage: 512GB x2 NVME SSD
Hosted on the US East Coast.

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132).

Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

GovtGriefers Minecraft Server

B movies, b@t3, Bans, charges, client list, Cuties, dance moms, distributing lewd images, Epstein, Government, GovtGriefers, Hollywood, Hypocrisy, inappropriate images, J1, Legal, mainstream Hollywood, Minecraft, MINOR, Netflix, reddit, Server, SMUT

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Are you tired of mainstream Hollywood and Netflix getting away with producing questionable content while you get banned for posting a harmless meme? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, from discussing controversial topics to sharing outrageous movie plots. Who needs Hollywood when you have a community like ours where you can freely express yourself without fear of getting banned? So come on in and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyAthlete Minecraft Server

agility, athlete, Basketball, competitive, coordination, CraftyAthlete, excel, gorilla on ice, Hockey, Minecraft, NBA, Physical, Potential, Power Forward, PROFESSIONAL, Server, sports, Sportsmanship, strength, STRIKER, team player, Technical, Tennis

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a gorilla playing hockey on ice? Look no further! Join our server and witness the epic adventures of a gorilla who excels at sports like soccer, basketball, and even tennis (despite his lack of opposable thumbs)! Who needs a power forward when you have a gorilla dominating the court? Come join the fun and see what other crazy antics this gorilla gets up to in our world of Minecraft madness!

StepSisBash Minecraft Server

addiction, alcoholism, bachelorette party, Boundaries, club, Communication, family, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, Recovery, recovery journey, refusal, relationships, self-care, Server, Sobriety, StepSisBash, stepsister, Support, triggers, Understanding

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like this crazy family drama, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining away, gathering resources, when suddenly your stepsister shows up in full diamond armor, ready to take on the Ender Dragon. But wait, she’s also throwing a bachelorette party in the Nether, complete with a club serving virtual cocktails!

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re a recovering creeper addict. We understand the struggles of addiction, even if it’s just to mining diamonds. So come join us for a fun and drama-filled adventure, where family dynamics and Minecraft collide in the most outrageous ways possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new stepsibling to bond with over pixelated coffee.

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2984	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4786	Star Shards Collected:	267
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

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Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1535
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Love Letters Sent:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dimension Hops:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Buildings Constructed:	14
Animals Bred:	81	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Mines Excavated:	3184

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Alien Abductions:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	982

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1581	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Emeralds Found:	4615	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5