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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8797 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Votes: | 6761 |
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