| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8477 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 416 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4589 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 292 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
51.79.121.31
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 192 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9464 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 103 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 93 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8302 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 11 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7319 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 556 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5378 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7490 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 649 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 1938 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5566 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 7522 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2327 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3001 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 548 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1160 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Votes: | 3922 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9666 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1573 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9834 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8414 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8474 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 174 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2158 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
