| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6682 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 5088 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 4133 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1049 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 866968 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7798 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 77 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!
So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 5648 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8693 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5074 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8313 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Animals Bred: | 107 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.
A World on the Cusp of Change
In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.
We’re Seeking:
| Roleplayers | Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative |
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| Builders | Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts |
What Makes Ontos Unique:
18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)
Experience with roleplay fundamentals
Commitment to regular participation
Respect for fellow players and server lore
Working microphone for voice events
Provide a portfolio of previous work
Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles
Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines
Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 6810 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 6365 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6235 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!
So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1158 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3346 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 6410 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 164 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.
and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5625 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 5807 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4203 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1453 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 213 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.
Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?
Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2496 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.
Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 436 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?
But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7187 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.
and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.
so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.
