Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 174 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
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