PinePocalypse: BreatheCraft or Bust | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	3292	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Items Found:	8727
Players Killed by Monsters:	4052	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
New Chunks Explored:	705928	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2835	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Love Letters Sent:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8528
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Farms Harvested:	517
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crops Grown:	8313	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!