Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Towns Built:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	236
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	61	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	241

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2642
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9255
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	84	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Runes Activated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Towns Built:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Towns Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crops Grown:	6466
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2