PillPurgeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as throwing out your husband’s pills? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so addictive, you won’t even need those pills anymore! – Experience the thrill of throwing away virtual items just like throwing away those pesky pills. – Build your own virtual world where you make the rules, just like how this husband thought he could make his own rules with those pills.

So come join us and let’s settle this argument once and for all – are you the AITA for throwing out his pills, or are you the hero of your own Minecraft story? Only one way to find out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyRacism Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Imagine a world where every block is made of chocolate, where pigs can fly, and where diamonds rain from the sky. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. And the best part? You get to play as a geisha serving drinks in the Asia room, just like in that finance class story! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone – our frat bros will be there too, dressed as “actors” in other rooms. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to!

So come on down and join us for a party like no other. Who needs boring old frat parties when you can have a Minecraft party with dragons, sushi, and “typical Chinese stuff”? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might just find your crush waiting for you in the Asia room, ready to declare his love and ask you to be the best geisha ever. It’s a love story for the ages, set in a Minecraft world full of surprises and laughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild breakup story! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where breaking up in a car on the way to a BBQ is just the beginning of the madness.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of driving away from your ex-girlfriend at lightning speed – Build your dream house and fill it with all the memories you want to forget – Make friends who will support your decision to leave a party early, no matter the distance – Explore a world where breaking up in a car is just the tip of the iceberg

So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together on our Minecraft server! Just remember, there’s no obligation to stay, especially if it’s your car. 😉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Surely Xbox Follows Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their wisdom and maybe even teach you how to speak dolphin (Disclaimer: results may vary).

So why waste your time with boring old Xbox when you could be hanging out with our dolphin overlords and laughing your way through the best Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mines Excavated:	2225	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Why Did They Do It Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, navigating through a maze of lava-filled tunnels, and battling it out with a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the server.

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of slime blocks or organizing a massive sheep parade through the village. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants its owner unlimited power (or just a really fancy snack).

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and the villagers have a tendency to trade emeralds for ridiculous items like enchanted rubber chickens or flying pigs.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure unlike any other, join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the unexpected at every turn. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server’s wacky kingdom or end up getting pranked by a mischievous group of creepers in top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	7507

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

bridezilla, casual attire, Country Life, Cousins wedding, Cowboy boots, cowboy boots controversy, dress code, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, fashion choice., formal wear, Minecraft, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding attire, wedding attire debate, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, YeehawCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the bride is a bridezilla, the groomsmen wear clearance shoes, and the dress code for the rehearsal dinner is jeans and a nice top. But wait, there’s more! Show up in cowboy boots and watch the chaos unfold as the cousin and his fiancée judge your footwear choices. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of wings, drinks, and questionable fashion decisions!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SchizoSisCarLivingAITA

car living, caregiving, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, homelessness, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, medication adherence, medication management, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, personal boundaries, pill organizer, schizophrenia, schizophrenia symptoms, SchizoSisCarLivingAITA, self-care, sibling relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a wild adventure? Join us and experience the chaos of living with your older sister who has schizophrenia!

Imagine the thrill of constantly reminding your sister to take her medication, only to have her yell at you and tell you to leave her alone. But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as she accuses you of talking behind her back with your mom about her mental illness, all while threatening to live in her car.

But don’t worry, we provide a pill organizer for all players to keep their meds in check and ensure a clean gaming environment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of living with a mentally unstable sibling!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NeighborlyMischief Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Emeralds Found:	5242	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

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Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Farms Harvested:	386
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	1912
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.