PillPurgeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4274	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	3302	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Farms Harvested:	778	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as throwing out your husband’s pills? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so addictive, you won’t even need those pills anymore! – Experience the thrill of throwing away virtual items just like throwing away those pesky pills. – Build your own virtual world where you make the rules, just like how this husband thought he could make his own rules with those pills.

So come join us and let’s settle this argument once and for all – are you the AITA for throwing out his pills, or are you the hero of your own Minecraft story? Only one way to find out!

PretendPro SMP – Still Confused!

Baffling, bewildering, complexity, comprehension, Confused, confusion, Enigmatic, Faking It, ignorance, inscrutable, knowledge, lack of understanding, Mystifying, perplexing, pretending, pretending to know, PretendPro, puzzling, smp, uncertainty, Unclear, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	380
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

LOL, join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops golden carrots like they’re candy. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, chicken-dropping adventure of your life!

BlockyBunkBedLies

BlockyBunkBedLies, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood memories, Deception, deception uncovered, embarrassing moments, false information, growing up, gullibility, hindsight, Innocence, learning the truth, Lies, misconceptions, misconstrued, mistaken beliefs, realization, truth revealed, uncovering lies

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug!

Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9384	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!

HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

disliking secretly, enjoyment, facade, fake enthusiasm, faking happiness, false enjoyment, forced smiles, hate, HatePretendingMinecraftSMP, hiding true emotions, hiding true feelings, keeping up appearances, masking true emotions, peer pressure, pretending, pretending to be happy, pretending to like, Pretending to love, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!

Block Party: Where Pixels Come to Play

BLOCK, Deep quotes, impactful conversations, impactful quotes, influential phrases, influential words, Inspirational Sayings, inspirational sentences, life changing, life lessons, life-altering quotes, meaningful phrases, memorable lines, motivational quotes, motivational words, Party, personal growth, pixels, Play, powerful messages, profound impact, significant impact, thought-provoking sentences, transformative quotes

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, battle evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes, and ride on the backs of majestic rainbow unicorns. Join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

SurvivorCraft Minecraft Server

battle, Bravery, Conflict, courage, Days, front lines, heroism, HORRIFYING, Military, Minecraft, perseverance, resilience, Server, Soldier, strength, Survival, Survives, SurvivorCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War, warzone

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ores Mined:	4653
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive longer than this ukrainian soldier on the front lines!! we got crazy battles, insane mobs, and secret treasure hidden all over the map. one time, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!! no joke, it was lit. literally. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone you’re tougher than a ukrainian soldier!

CraftyMuskMania

Campaign, Candidate, controversy, CraftyMuskMania, criticism, current events, debate, election, far right, German, Musk, opposition, Polish, Politics, presidential candidate, public statement, Rally, remarks, right wing, rival, Silence

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8066
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Animals Bred:	190	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally obsessed with Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies? It’s like, the most random thing ever, but also kinda hilarious.

Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.

And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.

Black Russia RP server Russian need Helpers server minecraft

ADMIN, Black, Cities, city, Helpers, Minecraft, Need, PvP, rp, russia, Russian, Server, Shops, weapons

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in

blackrussiaonline.aternos.me:42640

Mystic Quest Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, actions, Analysis, Behavior, Character, Conflict, Development, dialogue, dick, dislike, growth, motivation, mystic, pacing, Plot, Protagonist, Quest, Realms, reason, Redemption, resolution, Storyline, Theme, Writing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dragons Tamed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Farms Harvested:	292

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! The only reason not to join is if you’re a total dick, like the protagonist in a bad movie. But who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with a bunch of awesome players? Trust me, this server is lit AF and you’ll regret it if you don’t join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s have some fun!

FridgeGrief Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, fridge etiquette, FridgeGrief, household chores, messy fridge, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal fridge, personal space, refusing to clean the fridge, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate responsibilities, roommates, Server, shared fridge, slob roommate, sticky mess

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	52	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the importance of cleanliness, unlike John and his sticky fridge situation! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life roommates and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own fridge without worrying about spills.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.

Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

CraftyCoupleRenoWars

Communication, compromise, CraftyCoupleRenoWars, Decision making, design preferences, financial contributions, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, home improvement, Home ownership, House Renovation, interior decorating, kitchen design, living arrangements, open plan living room, Partnership, personal space, property ownership, relationship dynamics, renovation decisions, shared living spaces

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	9093	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	778	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	61	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can have full control and make all the decisions? Look no further! Join our server where you can renovate your virtual house however you want without any compromises!

Imagine a world where you can expand your living room into the kitchen without anyone telling you otherwise. Build the house of your dreams without any pesky disagreements from your virtual girlfriend!

On our server, you are the king of your castle (literally, because you own the whole place). So come join us and show off your interior design skills without anyone questioning your choices. Who needs compromise when you can have it all in Minecraft?

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, insincerity, lack of accountability, lack of authenticity, lack of empathy, lack of gratitude, lack of humility, lack of integrity, laziness, lose respect, Manipulation, poor communication, RespectLostInMinecraftSMP, rudeness, Selfishness, untrustworthiness

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Runes Activated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! Like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time, bro. We got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant statue of a potato holding a diamond sword. And the mobs, oh man, they’re like, super smart and will build their own little villages and stuff. It’s wild, bro.

But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

MineCraftLove

Affection, anniversary surprise, candlelit dinner, Caring, chocolates, Flowers, Heartfelt, love, love letter, Meaningful, memorable, MinecraftLove, relationship, romantic dinner, romantic gesture, romantic getaway, romantic picnic, Special, Surprise, SWEET, thoughtful

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3206
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Buildings Constructed:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a romantic date night in Minecraft form! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a player swoops in on a flying pig, serenading you with a love ballad while showering you with gifts. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more romantic than a candlelit dinner in the Nether, join us now!