Pill Pals: Pharma Bribe Blitz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

New Minecraft Servers

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! why, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story. so, once upon a time, there was a doctor who was taking bribes from pharmaceutical companies left and right. but then, he joined our server and BAM, he stopped taking bribes and started building epic castles instead! true story, bro.

if u join our server, u will be surrounded by so much fun and laughter that u won’t even think about taking bribes from anyone. plus, the deal-making between players and admins is off the charts! u wanna trade some diamonds for a enchanted sword? no problem, we got u covered.

so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest adventures of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, no bribes allowed, only building and mining like a boss.

GazaCraft: Trump Edition

Conflict, Diplomacy, economic development, Edition, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Infrastructure, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Own, palestine, Peace, Politics, Reconstruction, redevelopment plan, Take Over, trump, united states, US

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	92	Dragon Eggs Found:	963
Alien Abductions:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

so like, imagine this, right? we got this epic minecraft server that’s gonna be so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, we’re gonna “take over” and “own” the whole server just like Trump wants to do with Gaza. but don’t worry, we’re gonna make it way more fun and way less political.

come join us and be a part of the most epic redevlopment plan ever. we’ll have crazy builds, insane minigames, and the best community of players you’ll ever meet. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that Trump himself would be jealous of?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make this server great again! (no politics, just fun)

Cannabis Craze: Schizo Server

Cannabis, cannabis use disorder, comorbidity, CRAZE, cud, drug abuse, drug addiction, dual diagnosis, long-term effects, Marijuana, mental health, mental health disorders, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, psychiatric disorders, Psychosis, research study, risk factors, Schizo, schizophrenia, Server, substance abuse, substance use

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Farms Harvested:	121	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8853	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322

join our epic minecraft server and escape the madness of the real world! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those crazy studies saying cannabis leads to schizophrenia. on our server, the only thing you’ll be paranoid about is creepers sneaking up on you! plus, our community is so chill, you’ll never feel alone like those poor souls with CUD. come build, explore, and laugh with us on the best minecraft server ever!

Distant Horizon

active community, Adventure, anti-griefing protections, Builders, Challenges, creations, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Economy, Events, Explorers, Friends, Leaderboards, Leveling, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minigames, PvP, Quests, Skyblock, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

play.disthorizon.com:25567

VikingsMC

alliances, Challenges, Community, Competition, construction, Cross-Play, Currency, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Hardcore, Jobs, KitPvP, Map, Minecraft, Nations, Protection, PvE, PvP, Raids, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Trade, VikingsMC

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

VikingsMC – Server Minecraft Survival Earth Vikingsmc is a survival server with a personalized land map, ideal for exploration, construction and competition.

Main features:

The Earth-Based map: the faithful replica of the Earth with emblematic locations. Nations and alliances: Create nations, form alliances or conquer territories. Personalized economy: jobs, players trade and virtual currency. Unique events: raids, PVP, Pve and seasonal challenges. Territory protection: safety for players’ bases. Active community: friendly staff and discord for organization.

vikings.mcnetwork.me

Finalwind [SMP]

armor, Cheating, Clans, custom wild loot tables, daily events, Economy, ender dragon, Finalwind, Minecraft, Netherite armor, player versus player combat, pvp combat, Quests, Server, skill, smp, survival server, Tools, vanilla server, weapons

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3464
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Finalwind Minecraft Server Information

Description
Finalwind is a server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How many times have you loaded into a survival server, just to beat the ender dragon, obtain netherite armor, then quit?	While Minecraft has a lot of content, this ends fairly fast if you play often. Finalwind is a server that effectively creates endless content for players by adding clans, custom armor and weapons (some of which are very hard to obtain, and give a considerable advantage in PvP), events, and quests. Through this, a player is never ‘out of things to do’ as you might find yourself doing on a vanilla server. On Finalwind, there are minimal rules, basically only one to note; no cheating. We want to retain the skill it takes to engage in player versus player combat.

Question

Answer

How many times have you loaded into a survival server, just to beat the ender dragon, obtain netherite armor, then quit?

While Minecraft has a lot of content, this ends fairly fast if you play often. Finalwind is a server that effectively creates endless content for players by adding clans, custom armor and weapons (some of which are very hard to obtain, and give a considerable advantage in PvP), events, and quests. Through this, a player is never ‘out of things to do’ as you might find yourself doing on a vanilla server. On Finalwind, there are minimal rules, basically only one to note; no cheating. We want to retain the skill it takes to engage in player versus player combat.

Come join us at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.4 Check out our Discord!: discord.finalwindserver.com Check out our website!: https://www.finalwindserver.com/

Maybe check out our trailer!: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

Eternal Realm of Idols 1.20.4

1.20.4, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, eiex, Enya Ignis, ETERNAL, idol company, idol corp, idol encore, idol endless, idol eternals, idol genesis, idol wildfyre, IDOLS, kai saikota, Kawaii, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Nikki Rei, phase connect, pixel link, poko rakun, Realm, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V4Mirai, virtual youtuber, VReverie Extended, Vtuber, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Villages Defended:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Animals Bred:	145	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

VacayVeto: No Cancels, Just Diamonds

CANCELLATION, Cancels, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, diamonds, disagreement, family bonding, family dynamics, family trip, family vacation, Memories, parents, Priorities, quality time, relationships, special moments, vacation planning, vacation plans, VacayVeto

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ores Mined:	7635
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Zombie Dances:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws canceling a vacation? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting canceled is any chance of peace and quiet.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – just like the OP’s wife canceling a trip because her parents might not make it. But don’t worry, even if your in-laws bail on our server, you can still have a great time and make epic memories with us.

Forget family vacations, join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs parents when you have a whole community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?

So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure to leave your family drama at the door.

Block Breakupz

BLOCK, Breakupz

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

On our Minecraft server, the only thing that kills relationships is when your friend steals all your diamonds and builds a secret base without you. But don’t worry, we have a therapy llama named Larry who specializes in resolving friendship disputes over virtual riches. Join us for a wild ride of drama, betrayal, and pixelated treasure hunts! Who needs couples therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

CraftyCanuckTrading

agreements, Business, Canada, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTrading, diplomatic relations, Economy, ecuador, export, Global markets, Government, Import, international relations, international trade, negotiations, North America, Pact, tariff threats, trade deals, trade policy, trump

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	31

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we trade with canada and ecuador while avoiding trump’s tariff threats like a pro. build your own virtual trade empire and become the richest player in the game. who needs real life when you can make deals with countries in a blocky world? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by llamas wearing top hats. join now before the llamas take over the server and declare themselves as the new rulers of minecraft!

BlockyGlaucomaGamerz

BlockyGlaucomaGamerz, cardiovascular health, cholesterol and aging, cholesterol and disease correlation, cholesterol and eye diseases, cholesterol and glaucoma, cholesterol and health risks, cholesterol and lipid metabolism, cholesterol and vision health, cholesterol levels, cholesterol paradox, cholesterol research, eye health, glaucoma risk, good cholesterol, health, LDL cholesterol, lipid profile, lower risk, over 55s, Paradox

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the only thing higher than our cholesterol levels is the fun we have! Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a giant cholesterol monster that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

And get this, if you’re over 55, you’ll be at the top of the leaderboard because apparently having “good” cholesterol makes you more likely to get glaucoma. But don’t worry, if you have “bad” cholesterol, you’ll be safe from the glaucoma monster lurking in the shadows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Who needs health when you have Minecraft, am I right?

ChacheCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Animals Bred:	46	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Join play.chachecraft.net, a friendly Cobblemon Minecraft server! Explore, catch Pokémon, and build in a fun, welcoming small community. Adventure awaits!

play.chachecraft.net

SpK SkyBlock

Community, custom islands, Custom Script, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Gaming, high quality, January 2025, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, play.spknetwork.net, Roleplay, RPG Addon, Scripts, Server, Skyblock, SpK Network, Survival, Unique Textures, Version 1.21.

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Emeralds Found:	7944
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

SpK Network is a newly opened minecraft server, it was opened in January 2025 with unique textures and scripts to make your game on our server as high quality and interesting as possible, on our skyblock server you can expect everything… starting with dungeons, custom islands, custom script, rpg addon and much more.

So join us, we are waiting for you!!!

Version: 1.21+ IP: play.spknetwork.net

Discord: discord.gg/vs9CfJkURm

play.spknetwork.net:25615

Tryce985’s Survival Server

become part of our ever-growing survival community, bedrock, Bedrock Compatible, BUILD, buy sell, conquer the wild, Dynamic Player Driven Economy, easy-to-use claiming system, Explore, Face stronger, Folia-Powered, game mode, Immersive NPCs, Interaction, Ip:, java, Java 1.21.4, join us today, Lag-free, loot-packed mobs, Protect your land, Server, Smarter, smp, Survival, Trade, Tryce985s, What We Offer

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Tryce985’s Survival Server

IP	mc.tryce985.xyz
Version
Game Mode	Survival

What We Offer:

LevelledMobs – Face stronger, smarter, and loot-packed mobs!
FancyNPCs – Immersive NPCs for interaction!
XClaim – Protect your land with an easy-to-use claiming system!

Join us today and become part of our ever-growing survival community! Build, trade, explore, and conquer the wild!

IP: mc.tryce985.xyz

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, our server is powered by Folia technology to ensure a lag-free experience.
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?	Yes, our server is compatible with both Java and Bedrock versions.
How can I protect my land?	You can use the XClaim system to easily claim and protect your land.

MysticCraft Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, agent, asian agencies, autistic, brand name, chineese new year, Chlorine, dumplings, garlic breath, GIF, horney, knitting, Land, manic asian lady, meets, Monger, MysticCraft, Phone, Pumpkin, room number, shower, speedo racing swimsuits, swimsuit, swimsuit fetish, teddy, texting app, thrift store, Whores

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Farms Harvested:	116	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chineese new year party! No real girls answering your messages? No problem, we’ve got older chineese ladies in teddies ready to knit you a pumpkin while you hold your dick out! Get ready for garlic breath and swimsuit fetishes, because on this server, anything goes! Speedo racing swimsuits are the new bikini, and the only traffic you’ll encounter is the traffic of laughs and fun. Don’t miss out on the most manic Asian adventure of your life – join now!

CarWoesMC Server

budgeting, car maintenance, car repairs, car trouble, CarWoesMC, Communication, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family living arrangements, family obligations., Family Support, financial constraints, financial stress, fixing cars, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, setting boundaries, sharing resources, sibling relationships, working overnight

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of G, C, J, and their broken car. Will G ever learn how to fix it? Will J ever get to run his errands on Payday Wed? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking potatoes. Explore our enchanted world and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a dancing llama or two.

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the madness begin!