Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Falling into the Void: 0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Organic Knife Minecraft Server

    Organic Knife Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us and you’ll be equipped with an organic sharp knife that is specifically designed for taking down Russian digitally. Yes, you heard that right! No more dealing with pesky Russian hackers ruining your gaming experience. With our special knife, you’ll be able to defend yourself and your creations like never before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where everything is made of cheese. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Emeralds Found: 5153 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Towns Built: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Yo, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server that’s got everyone talking? It’s like the Genshin Impact of Minecraft, but with more explosions and less gacha!

    We’ve got character trailers for our players, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” – this dude is dropping sick beats while mining for diamonds. And don’t even get me started on “The Duty of Name Forging” – it’s like a quest to find the most epic username ever!

    Version 5.1 is here, and it’s called “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” – sounds intense, right? We’ve got banners with weapons like Uraku Misugiri, a sword that can slice through anything, and Peak Patrol Song, a sword that sings while you fight. How cool is that?

    And if you join now, you’ll get daily check-in rewards forever – it’s like free stuff every day, just for logging on! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes for Primogems (whatever those are) in all regions, so you can deck out your character in style.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legend in the world of blocky adventures! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the mythical Creeper of Destiny and ride it into battle. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • DALL-E 3 Thread Minecraft Server

    DALL-E 3 Thread Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. If you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player in all of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of diamond poop!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • When I was in high school there was this one kid who committed… Minecraft SMPantics

    When I was in high school there was this one kid who committed… Minecraft SMPantics
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Need a break from real life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the craziness. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dog cult waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Animals Bred: 91
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server

    Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, even the villagers are turning up!

    Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

    But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.

    So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

    Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Pank World server Minecraft

    Pank World server Minecraft

    Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

    Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

    The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Zombie Dances: 7
    Dimension Hops: 7 Star Shards Collected: 239
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Magic Items Found: 7964

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

    Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

    Cute Dog Minecraft SMP
    Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Drop Zone Minecraft Server

    Drop Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Animals Bred: 191
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

    Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

    And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 597 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

    Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2912 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Dimension Hops: 13 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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