Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 19 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Crops Grown: 5085 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 117 Divine Spears Created: 19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9845
    Magic Items Found: 3384 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Farms Harvested: 364 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Mines Excavated: 2398
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Animals Bred: 64
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 65 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Potions Brewed: 156 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3893 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 95
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Animals Bred: 154
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 205 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

    The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

    So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 497
    Falling into the Void: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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