| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2412 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9652 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 77 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
piggysmp.online
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 6810 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8354 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1571 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2389 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1053 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 9379 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3114 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8674 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 630 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 7159 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8520 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5590 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3234 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 216 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 1234 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7391 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 7007 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
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A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!
A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.
A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.
A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.
A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5709 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 184 |
| Animals Bred: | 40 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.
Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.
But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3953 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9147 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1789 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7515 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6213 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.
So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4342 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8713 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3037 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 567354 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!
