New up and coming semi vanilla survival SMP with grief protection and player run server economy. If you are looking for a small welcoming server that is free to play then PigSMP is for you!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for a chance to trade virtual vegetables with other players in a bustling marketplace setting. Who knew that carrots and potatoes could be so thrilling? And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous cows and pigs running amok – they’re always up to no good!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato worshippers who believe that potatoes are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Join them in their quest for spud enlightenment and see where it takes you!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and wacky experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might just become the potato king of Poland!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you’re tired of mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds, come join us and let our unicorn do all the hard work for you.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to? Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves while surrounded by glow-in-the-dark creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 4662 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a place where diamonds rained from the sky and every block was made of pure gold. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is! But only on our server.
But that’s not all! We have upcoming events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Tako Gacha Banner 4? Yeah, neither have we, but it sounds freaking awesome! And don’t even get me started on Speed King 5 – it’s so fast, you’ll need a seatbelt just to log in.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible. See you there, adventurer!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us if you want to experience epic quests like finding the elusive Triforce hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its secrets and harness its power to rule over the land.
But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cucco Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you be able to outsmart these feathered fiends and claim victory for yourself?
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure that will have you saying, “Hey! Listen!” in no time. Join us today and become the hero of your own legend!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us if you want to witness Pikachu riding a creeper into battle, Charmander mining diamonds like a pro, and Squirtle building a castle out of obsidian.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of Endermen who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battle between Herobrine and Mewtwo that happens every full moon.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs Pokemon when you have a world this crazy?!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 883 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 33 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 800 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.
So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 4019 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
