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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2933 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7230 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
