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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9481 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 175 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
