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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4349 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 7582 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
