Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as affordable as a DIY KVM board? Look no further! Our server is so cheap, you’ll think you’re getting it from AliExpress! Plus, with our open-source software, you’ll feel like a tech genius without any experience required. Join us for some blocky fun and crazy adventures – who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to the world of affordable technology!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Animals Bred: 127
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
Buildings Constructed: 40 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Crops Grown: 2825 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Chimeras Created: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Animals Bred: 130 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Dimension Hops: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Star Shards Collected: 240
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • City Craft Minecraft Server

    City Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Enchantments Applied: 202
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

    Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

    So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
    Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

    On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

    And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

    PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Potions Brewed: 34
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

    CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

    Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Crops Grown: 4761 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • UNLAWFULGADGETS

    UNLAWFULGADGETS
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

    the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Social Distancing Craft

    Social Distancing Craft
    so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

    but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

    so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Crops Grown: 9580

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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