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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4195 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Animals Bred: | 67 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 663 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
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