| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2383 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 6025 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4165 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2286 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8345 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2162 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?
Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.
So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8923 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Farms Harvested: | 905 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?
So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7514 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2362 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”
so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2898 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 3791 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4771 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 3317 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9790 | Star Shards Collected: | 209 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival
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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9373 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Potions Brewed: | 89 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4422 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.
It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!
Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 8401 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Votes: | 4612 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 2524 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4504 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.
Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 6455 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6869 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 185 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.
From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6736 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.
our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.
so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3509 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 83 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9306 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1771 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!
