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Eternal Quest Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, biblical encouragement, Christian Community, christian faith, Christian fellowship, christian living, Christian Testimony, Daily Salvation Thread, divine presence, divine protection, ETERNAL, faith in God, faithfulness of God, God’s faithfulness, gods promises, overcoming challenges, perseverance, Quest, Realm, spiritual growth, spiritual strength, spiritual warfare, standing firm, trust in God

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Potions Brewed:	147
Void Armor Forged:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because God will never leave you nor forsake you on this server, man. And guess what? The players on this server are so crazy, they’ll think it’s strange if you don’t join them in their wild antics. They’ll be speaking evil of you if you’re not there, bro!

Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Eco Euthanasia: The Server

assisted suicide, controversial, Death with Dignity, Eco, Economy, end of life, end of life care, Ethics, EUTHANASIA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare costs, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, legislation, Medical Ethics, moral, patient autonomy, physician-assisted death, quality of life, Server, societal impact, voluntary euthanasia

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally blow your mind? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. like, seriously, joining this server will make you the coolest kid on the block.

first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.

also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.

oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VapeCrafters Dominate Twitter!

advocacy, Advocates, anti-regulatory, Big Tobacco, Discourse, DOMINATE, E-Cigarette, health risks, Industry Influence, industry ties, Misinformation, Propaganda, public health, public sentiment, Regulation, social media, study, tobacco control, tobacco policy, twitter, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	4941	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got e-cigarette advocates runnin’ around like crazy, tryna take over the world of blocky goodness. They’re all tied to Big Tobacco, man! Can you believe it?

But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.

So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Towns Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	187
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Farms Harvested:	229
Ores Mined:	4364	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	98

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	160	Enchantments Applied:	300
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	263	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	4329	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	198
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	3067

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchantments Applied:	205	Zombie Dances:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7177	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Players:	105/300	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99