Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mystical village and become the ultimate llama whisperer.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most coveted block in all of Minecraft – the diamond-encrusted potato block. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the potato gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of villagers who are experts in the art of currency manipulation. Join our SMP and learn the ancient ways of stabilizing local currency, because who wouldn’t want to be a Minecraft millionaire?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover hidden treasures, befriend dancing llamas, and become a master of currency manipulation. See you in the game, adventurer!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    In-game console (/console)

    Parkour (/warp parkour)

    Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Emeralds Found: 4580
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where pasta meets PvP on all platforms!

    Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where pasta meets PvP on all platforms!
    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/longclutches/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address (JAVA) 37.10.122.12:25984
    IP Address (BEDROCK) 37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

    Discord Server

    Mac land is a survival server with a friendly and chaotic small community. The server has been running for a couple of months and features towns, a simple shop at spawn, starter kits, experimental skills, and community requested plugins.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How long has the server been running?

    A: The server has been running for a couple of months.

    Q: What can I expect from the server?

    A: A survival server with towns, shops, starter kits, experimental skills, and community requested plugins.

    Q: Is the community friendly?

    A: Yes, the community is described as friendly yet chaotic.

    Q: Are there any unique features on the server?

    A: Yes, there are custom structures, brewery, mailboxes, rp sit, and other random features implemented based on community requests.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Catalog Minecraft Server

    Crafty Catalog Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, serious answers only…just kidding, bring on the memes and chaos!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The Anonymous Noob in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Noob in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than miuna! Our server is home to a community of wacky players who love to do the most ridiculous things you can imagine.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, participate in our annual llama racing competition, and try not to get pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join miuna today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 172795 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NoFavorNoAskMC

    NoFavorNoAskMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where manners and common courtesy are valued above all else!

    Join us for a wild ride where you’ll meet characters like Shy Bob, who will only ask for favors through his friends because he’s too shy to talk to you directly. But don’t worry, we’ll teach him the importance of stepping up and asking for what he wants like a true Minecraft warrior.

    Embark on epic quests to restring rackets for your fellow players, but only if they have the decency to ask you themselves! No more indirect requests allowed on this server – we’re all about direct communication and good manners.

    So if you’re ready for a server where politeness reigns supreme and social anxiety is no excuse for not speaking up, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and life lessons await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Falling into the Void: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • TimeTravelBuddy

    TimeTravelBuddy
    If you could spend time with any one person in History who would it be? Well, obviously it would be Steve from Minecraft! Can you imagine mining diamonds together, fighting off creepers, and building epic structures side by side? Plus, rumor has it that Steve is a master at redstone contraptions and can even tame a herd of wild pigs to do his bidding. So why join our server? Because you never know when Steve might log on and invite you on an adventure of a lifetime!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Villages Defended: 12 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • DemocraftUnderminerz

    DemocraftUnderminerz
    so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. you wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. we even got a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

    oh, and did i mention we have a dance party every night with skeletons and zombies? yeah, they got some sick moves, trust me. you gotta join this server cuz we got the best parties in town.

    plus, we got a secret portal to a land filled with unicorns and talking trees. it’s like a fairytale come to life, man. you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Mines Excavated: 3071 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 205
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Negotiator’s Apprentice

    Crafty Negotiator’s Apprentice
    so, liek, u kno dat guy trump? ya, the one from dat show the apprentice? well, he’s liek, da big boss on dis server. he’s got all da diamonds and emeralds u could eva want. he’s a real good negotiator, so u betta be ready to trade ur way to da top. but don’t worry, he’s got a soft spot for newbies, so he’ll hook u up with some sweet gear to get u started.

    and let me tell u, dis server is no joke. we got crazy challenges and epic battles dat will keep u on ur toes. u gotta be strategic and quick if u wanna survive. but don’t worry, we got a team of mods dat will help u out if u get stuck. dey’re da best in da biz, trust me.

    so, if u wanna have a blast and make some new friends, dis server is da place to be. plus, u never know who u might run into. i heard dat one time, notch himself popped in to say hi. so come join us and let’s make some memories together. u won’t regret it, i promise.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • GreenCraft: Where even the creepers are environmentally friendly! Join us now on version 1.21.

    GreenCraft: Where even the creepers are environmentally friendly! Join us now on version 1.21.

    GreenCraft SMP Overview

    Features
    🌐 Nations
    🎮 Cross-Platform
    🤺 Minigames
    ⭐ Events
    🗺️ Collectable Maps
    😶‍🌫️ Land claims
    🗳️ Community feedback

    Join GreenCraft SMP today

    Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join GreenCraft SMP? You can join using the provided Java or Bedrock IPs and Ports, or add GreenCraftSMP as a friend.
    Are there frequent events on the server? Yes, we host events every 2 weeks where participants get rewards.
    What is the main feature of GreenCraft SMP? The main feature is Nations, where players can claim land, build bases, and engage in wars.
    Can I play minigames on the server? Yes, you can access various minigames by typing /warp minigames in chat.
    How can I get collectable map art? You can participate in server activities to earn your own unique collectable map.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty Behavior Minecraft Server

    Crafty Behavior Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas will challenge you to dance-offs and if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow colored fireworks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who have formed a biker gang and ride around on motorcycles made out of bamboo. They’ll challenge you to races through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. And if you manage to beat them, you’ll earn the title of “Honorary Panda Biker” and get your very own leather jacket with a custom patch.

    And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, you can join our faction of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all the other mobs in the server. They have a secret base hidden in a giant chicken statue where they plan their attacks using advanced egg-launching technology.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Remember, on this server, everybody wants to rule the world…or at least have a good laugh trying!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Crops Grown: 2717
    Star Shards Collected: 85 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 41

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SakuraCraft Minecraft SMP – German Woman Living in a 140 Year Old Japanese Village

    SakuraCraft Minecraft SMP – German Woman Living in a 140 Year Old Japanese Village
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to live in a 140-year-old Japanese house just like this German woman? Well, join our SMP and you can build your own historical masterpiece! Who needs modern houses when you can have a piece of history in your virtual world?

    But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that this Japanese house is haunted by the ghost of a samurai warrior who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. Plus, the house comes with its own hot spring where you can relax after a long day of mining and crafting.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and experience the thrill of living in a truly unique and bizarre setting. Who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PartyPooperCraft

    PartyPooperCraft
    Come join our Minecraft server and escape from the drama of real life! We promise no one will make snarky comments about your Golden Goose sneakers here.

    Our server is a safe haven from toxic family members who don’t respect you. You won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive comments or eye-rolling relatives while you’re building your dream world in Minecraft.

    Join us and leave behind the drama of dating someone with a family who doesn’t appreciate you. Build your own paradise where you’re the boss and no one can tell you what to do.

    Don’t be like the protagonist in this story, be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Ores Mined: 6039
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Farms Harvested: 853 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Dimension Hops: 4 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 336 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • DailyCraft SMP

    DailyCraft SMP
    Imagine a world where the sun rises in the west and sets in the north, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies, or if you want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and wild stories.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps), then come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Farms Harvested: 409
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MineCraftyCalm

    MineCraftyCalm
    Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the fear of falling into lava keeping you up at night? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your stress and build your way to relaxation. Plus, our friendly community of players will make you forget all about those real-life worries. So come join us and let’s dig our way to happiness together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Magic Items Found: 6743
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PutinCraft: Army Expansion!

    PutinCraft: Army Expansion!
    come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between putin and the army of 1.5 million troops! build your own fortress and defend against the russian invasion, or join putin’s forces and conquer the land with your comrades!

    we have custom weapons like the vodka cannon and the borscht bomb, as well as special abilities like the bear cavalry and the communist propaganda attack.

    join now and be part of the craziest war in minecraft history! who will emerge victorious? only time will tell on our server!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 235

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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