Physical Media SMP Funhouse | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ores Mined:	9705
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	4491	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Votes:	6034	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Farms Harvested:	727	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	8

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Votes:	4093
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3473	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Emeralds Found:	3730	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Towns Built:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Votes:	6348
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ores Mined:	9297	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Potions Brewed:	59

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Players:	95/900	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1