Phyrix Network FullEdits | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Time Travel Adventures: April 4th 2025 Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, get ready for the ultimate adventure on our server because SOMETHING BIG IS COMING! The lion has awoken and he’s ready to roar his way through the blocky world.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying lion and soar through the skies, raining down fireballs on unsuspecting players below. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the giant spiders guarding the entrance, they’re not too keen on sharing their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, the lion never sleeps and he’s always hungry for more chaos and mayhem!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Bitches and Creepers

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes? Look no further, because our server is the craziest shit you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as players ride llamas into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with skeletons. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can party with villagers and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, whose wool is worth more than all the diamonds in the world.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most ridiculous, absurd, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchantments Applied:	52
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyBagel’s LOLz Server – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5097

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join now for a chance to build the most epic castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and maybe even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas (trust us, it happened once).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party in your honor. With events like “SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council” and “Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission,” you’ll never run out of quests to conquer. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assault against Gregorius (Indoors) – rumor has it he’s guarding a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to the Total Assault against Binah (Urban) – where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Plus, with 2x Normals, Hards, and Commissions happening all the time, you’ll level up faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire blocky universe. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Lost in Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience a world where you can live with your childhood friend for 10 years without aging a day – it’s like a real-life Peter Pan situation, but with creepers and zombies instead of pirates and fairies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also live with your friend’s family for 2 years without anyone questioning how that’s even possible. It’s like a never-ending sleepover, but with more blocky buildings and less parental supervision.

So come on, join us and see just how cooked you can get in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft. Who needs logic when you have unlimited possibilities and endless adventures waiting for you? Let’s get crafting!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LegsForDays Minecraft Server: Where even the creepers can’t resist asking for fashion advice!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to show off their smooth legs in women’s cycling shorts! Why? Because nothing says “I’m ready to conquer this virtual world” like a pair of sleek, aerodynamic shorts.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of laughs. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who are always up for a good time. Need a break from mining and crafting? Just ask one of our players about their favorite brand of chafing cream – trust us, the answers will have you in stitches.

So why wait? Come join us on our server and let’s see who can build the most outrageous monument to smooth legs in women’s cycling shorts. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft fashion icon!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KawaiiCraft: Where VTubers Rule & Little Girls Reign Supreme

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there! Join now for a chance to play alongside the legendary Usada Pekora, who will guide you through the world of Minecraft with her bunny powers.

But that’s not all! You’ll also get to hang out with the one and only Amakami Konomi, a pro illustrator and member of Million Production gen 0. She’ll teach you how to build the most epic structures and unleash your creativity like never before.

And let’s not forget about Houshou Marine, the queen of the high seas! She’ll lead you on epic underwater adventures and show you the hidden treasures of the ocean.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of laughter, excitement, and endless possibilities! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Farms Harvested:	342
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty McCraftface: The Adventures of ‘Rance’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re eating good, Rancebros! Why settle for virtual food when you can feast like kings in our virtual world?

Join our server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare and exotic food items, from golden apples to enchanted pork chops. Our chefs are top-notch and will whip up delicious meals that will have you coming back for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground food fight club where players can battle it out with pies, cakes, and even rotten flesh. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to indulge in the most outrageous food adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Remember, on our server, we’re eating good, Rancebros!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafting Chaos: Where even Ukraine’s mobilized soldiers find time to play Minecraft!

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Tired of getting drafted in real life? Join our Minecraft server and avoid the chaos of war! Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world instead. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential drafters trying to find you. Join now and say goodbye to real-life wars, hello to Minecraft battles!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Villages Defended:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Blue Balls: Where Creepers Explode and Players Impload

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Are you tired of going two whole weeks without any action? Feeling like you’re about to lose your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and experience a world where you can get all the virtual lovin’ you desire without any judgment. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated paradise of passion? Don’t end it all, join us instead and let the blocky love flow!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Granny’s Naughty Minecraft Adventures

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up with some scandalous stories? Look no further! Join our server and share your wildest tales of old sluts you’ve allegedly hooked up with – whether it’s your coworker, your friend’s mom, or anyone else! Let the drama unfold as you build, mine, and craft your way through our world of outrageous adventures. Who knows, you might even uncover some juicy secrets along the way! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft scandalous again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VietnamCraft: Where Creepers fear the mighty pho and players battle with banh mi swords!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we recreate the epic landscapes of Vietnam in blocky perfection! Join us for a wild ride through rice paddies, lush jungles, and bustling cities – all without the risk of stepping on a landmine!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that hidden deep within our virtual Vietnam is a secret underground tunnel network filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pho restaurant run by a group of friendly villagers who serve up the most delicious virtual noodles you’ve ever tasted. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident Minecraft version of Ho Chi Minh himself, wandering the streets and spreading pixelated wisdom to all who cross his path.

So come on down to our server and experience the wonders of virtual Vietnam for yourself. Who needs to travel the world when you can explore it all from the comfort of your own computer screen? Join us today and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Watame’s Wooly World – Baa-rilliant Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by Mayor Tsunomaki Watame herself! That’s right, the sheep queen is in charge and she’s bringing all the fun to your Minecraft experience.

Join our server for a chance to participate in epic events like the opening ceremony of SUPER EXPO 2024, where Watame will perform her latest hit, ‘Can You Do The The Hololive’. And don’t miss out on the Capture The Moment Stage 1, where Watame will rock out with Mori and conduct the ceremony with Azki and Roboco.

But that’s not all! Watame will be appearing as a guest at the 超超超超ゲーマーズ event, where she’ll show off her new gyaru-inspired outfit and announce her ambition to become the King Of The Sheep. Plus, she’ll be releasing new songs and covers for you to enjoy while you build and explore in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most sheep-tastic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ZombieCraft: The Undead Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, the NCR is dead, the house is lost, and the Legion is nowhere to be found! Why, you ask? Because our fearless leader defeated them all single-handedly with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of porkchops! Join us now and witness the epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history! Who needs factions when you have one unstoppable player ruling them all? Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or participate in a dance-off with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to visit!

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen, complete with disco balls made of diamond blocks and unlimited cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	300
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BirdsOfWarCraft: When your feathered friends turn on each other in the ultimate battle for survival!

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Are you tired of your pet birds turning on each other in a twisted game of avian betrayal? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your feathered friends can’t harm each other (or you)! Say goodbye to bird drama and hello to endless block-building fun. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that won’t peck each other to death? Join us now and leave the bird drama behind!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5