| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7081 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 1057 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
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who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮
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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3422 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!
Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!
Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!
Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6933 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).
Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1234 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 338 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.
So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2368 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 4762 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Votes: | 5137 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 617 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6119 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4361 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.
And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.
Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.
Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 4375 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in
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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4382 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 356 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5943 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 146 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 818752 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.
Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 7068 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 645569 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Votes: | 8896 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can expand your living room into the kitchen without anyone telling you otherwise. Build the house of your dreams without any pesky disagreements from your virtual girlfriend!
On our server, you are the king of your castle (literally, because you own the whole place). So come join us and show off your interior design skills without anyone questioning your choices. Who needs compromise when you can have it all in Minecraft?
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 4944 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 24 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4146 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6674 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4661 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2395 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2742 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 68 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
join us if you want to be part of a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. we have mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado, and events that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that creeper that just blew up your house.
plus, we have the best mods in the galaxy. seriously, these mods are so cool, they make Elon Musk jealous. so come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. FREE PIZZA. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
