| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3329 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 471 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 974 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3020 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 195 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 283 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.
And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.
Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.
So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8583 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.
Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!
And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4015 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.
And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4167 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9354 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends.
Looking for a job? Well, on our server, you can become the official Chicken Nugget Taste Tester or the Chief Llama Wrangler. And don’t worry, we pay in diamonds and emeralds, because who needs boring old money anyway?
So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8228 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 155 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 6111 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Animals Bred: | 34 | Ores Mined: | 3943 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
we have insane builds like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers.
join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle mobs, build amazing structures, and uncover hidden treasures. who needs undersea cable sabotage when you can have all this craziness in one minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 2243 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.
Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 895 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8331 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 8372 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!
Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3800 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4459 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.
So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3222 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 593 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2523 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 197 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 300004 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 8236 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.
But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3562 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀
come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥
who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮
join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5046 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!
Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!
Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!
Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9975 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).
Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!
