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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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