Phoxis: Where even the custom mobs are asking for a raise! Join now for a pixelated adventure like no other!

Adventure, Custom, Join, mobs, Phoxis, pixelated, raise, smp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Phoxis Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Phoxis
Version	1.20.2
Features	Custom races, Towny plugin, custom mobs, events, economy
IP	phoxis.mcraft.pro
Discord	https://discord.gg/4ksMbNC

FAQ

What is Phoxis?

Phoxis is a small and active Minecraft server with a close-knit community. We enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience through custom plugins, including races, custom items, and crafting recipes.

How are we different from other Minecraft Servers?

Phoxis features custom races, such as Vampires, Lycanthropes, Angels, Demons, and more. Players can create towns and nations with the Towny plugin for alliances and wars. Custom mobs and bosses are also part of our server.

What other features does Phoxis have?

Events are hosted weekly, including Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles. Towny, economy, and multiple dimensions like the resource world and Nether are available. Elysium is our exotic world. Join our server to experience it all!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Void Gems Collected:	35
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Farms Harvested:	768
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	196
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3390	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Zombie Dances:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	885
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	2566
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	418
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	553	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.