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Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8597
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	175
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Villages Defended:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magic Items Found:	3236	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Farms Harvested:	243	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1747

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	172
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	102	Animals Bred:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Votes:	7939
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Buildings Constructed:	37
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Dragon Eggs Found:	8383	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	531	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4570
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Star Shards Collected:	56
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mines Excavated:	1483	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Players:	99/100	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10