so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be, like, super smart and stuff because we only speak in phonetic alphabet. but don’t worry, we have a special tutorial for all you noobs out there who can’t read it.

once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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