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SelfLoathingCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-exploration, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-validation, SelfLoathingCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
New Chunks Explored:	928107	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! That’s right, no more plain old blocky characters for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Dimension, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. You can ride a bacon-powered rocket ship to explore this deliciously wacky world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they throw the best llama dance parties this side of the Nether.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in a world of unicorns, bacon, and ninja llamas? Join us today and let the ridiculousness begin!

LebCraft Presidential Showdown

army chief, Conflict Resolution, Democracy, Diplomacy, election, Government, leadership, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, power, president, PRESIDENTIAL, showdown, Stalemate, TRANSITION, united states, US-backed, Victory

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1707
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the US-backed army chief has been elected as the president of Lebanon, ending a stalemate that lasted for years. why join, you ask? well, because now you can build your own presidential palace and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! show them who’s boss by creating laws and enforcing them with your army of pixelated minions. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the president is a minecraft character? it’s like living in a virtual reality where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers. so come on, join us and let’s make lebanon great again… in minecraft!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

banner, description, height, husk, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, width, Without

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Votes:	9891	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	8935	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Farms Harvested:	259
Potions Brewed:	142	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cpxm.vanilla-box.ru

CreateHive [Modded]

Adventure, aeroplanes, Community, CreateHive, Creative, Custom Plugins, DECORATIVE BLOCKS, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Here are 20 comma separated tags from the Minecraft server description that are not part of the content provided: missions, Minigames, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, resource packs, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	197	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

CreateHive Minecraft Server

Hi all!

I run a Minecraft server called CreateHive. We have over 100 members now. Our server has create add-ons like missions, aeroplanes, decorative blocks and much more!

If you wish to join, head over to our website at https://createhive.org !

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the CreateHive server?	Visit our website at https://createhive.org and follow the instructions for joining.
What add-ons does the server have?	We have add-ons like missions, aeroplanes, decorative blocks and much more!
How many members does CreateHive have?	We have over 100 members currently.
Can I suggest new add-ons for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members. You can contact us through our website.

Unity of Blocks 1.20.6

1.20.6, anti-black, Bigotry, black people, blocks, classism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, guys, hate, INEQUALITY, intolerance, poor people, prejudice, Privilege, racial bias, racism, racist, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, Unity

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	140	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we don’t discriminate against anyone based on race, only on how much money they got in their virtual pockets!

Come build with us and flex your virtual wealth while crushing the dreams of those pesky poor players. It’s like real life, but blockier and with less consequences!

Join now and show off your diamond armor to those peasants still mining for coal. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

PrankWarsMC

age joke, Apology, Best Friend, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSMENT, English as second language., feeling upset, getting back at him, good time, immature prank, leaving a party, male friends, pantsed, party games, peer pressure, PrankWarsMC, ruined the party, self-conscious, social awkwardness, text message, tighty whities

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Star Shards Collected:	84
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of boring parties where your friends pants you and make fun of your tighty whities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no pantsing allowed! Plus, if anyone tries to make fun of your underwear choice, you can just build a giant statue of them in their undies as revenge. Trust us, it’s way more fun than leaving the party and getting guilt-tripped by your friends. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PuppyLoveStory – Minecraft SMP

animal companions, animal rescue, animal shelter, bonding with pets, canine companionship, dog adoption, dog adoption process, doggy devotion, Forever Home, four-legged friend, furry friend, heartwarming tales, Minecraft, pet adoption journey, pet adoption stories, pet love, pet parent bond, puppy adoption, puppy companionship, puppy love, PuppyLoveStory, rescue dog, smp

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you a quest to find the legendary diamond carrot of power. And then you meet this super cute dog who is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. But don’t worry, he’s on our side…I think.

And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest

CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe

advice, CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe, hindsight, life lessons, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.

2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!

3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Villages Defended:	19

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Towns Built:	5
Potions Brewed:	53	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4955	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

Players:	97/600	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchantments Applied:	100	Epic Quests Completed:	26