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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 6490 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
Meteorites Collected: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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