PhonelessPrincess

AppleCare., Behavior, Camera, clumsy, complaining, DAUGHTER, Deal, electronics, gaming pc, insurance, ipad, iPhone 13 pro, Phone, PhonelessPrincess, punishment, redmi note 11, refusing to buy, ruining her life, Slow, smartphones

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the clumsiest players can thrive! Join us and experience the ultimate adventure of trying to keep your virtual gadgets intact while building your dream world.

📱 Worried about breaking your phone like the daughter in this story? Don’t fret! On our server, your virtual devices are indestructible, no matter how many times you drop them off a cliff or into a lava pit.

💸 Save your money for in-game upgrades and expansions instead of constantly replacing broken electronics. Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear?

🤪 Join us now and show your daughter that breaking phones is so last year – on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks! Trust us, she’ll thank you for it…eventually. 😉 #MinecraftLifeLessons

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	254	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Zombie Dances:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	95
Dragon Eggs Found:	1403	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6353
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	62
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Crops Grown:	7708	Dragon Eggs Found:	2351
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Crops Grown:	7463
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8899	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Runes Activated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2384	Reality Warps Survived:	0

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	5673	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Animals Bred:	45	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9341
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.