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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, anal sex, clean, Communication, consent, Experience, experimentation, Exploration, first time, good hygiene, Intimacy, mystic, perversion, Pleasure, Quest, Realm, Recommendation, safe sex, sexual health, thin woman, Trust, turn on, wet vagina

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	141188	Love Letters Sent:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Emeralds Found:	2251	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! We may not have wet vaginas, but we do have thin women with good hygiene – what more could you ask for?! It’s a huge turn-on for everyone involved, trust me. Just make sure you only play with people you trust and know are clean. Don’t miss out on this perverted pleasure, join now!

CongestedCraft – Breathe Through Your Pixels

airpods, Breathe, breathing difficulties, breathing issue, breathing through mouth, car ride, congested nose, CongestedCraft, deviated septum, deviated septum problems, family communication, family dynamics, loud breathing, middle back seat, nasal congestion, nose breathing, overreacting, personal boundaries, pixels, relative conflict, snoring sound, SUV

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your unique breathing style? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to breathe however they want! No deviated septum discrimination here, just pure gaming fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so exciting, it’ll clear up your congestion in no time. So come on over and let your nose breathe freely while you conquer virtual worlds with us!

MorningGr8fulMC SMP

appreciation, Blessed, counting blessings, cultivating thankfulness, daily gratitude, embracing gratitude, Grateful, Gratitude, Happiness, mindfulness, morning, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningGr8fulMC, positive mindset, positivity, self-care, smp, starting the day right, thankful, thankful heart, waking up

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	523	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mines Excavated:	1151
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

OMG guys, you like waking up in the morning? Well, imagine waking up in our Minecraft SMP and being greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Like, who wouldn’t want to join our server where the llamas are the real MVPs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who shoots fireballs from his beak to protect us from creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies who love to breakdance.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience the wackiest, most unpredictable adventures ever, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like riding a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

CraftyCrashLand

Accidents, air traffic control, air travel, Airlines, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), CraftyCrashLand, emergency response, FAA, Fatal, investigation, News, NTSB, Passengers, Pilots, plane crashes, Safety, Tragedy, Transportation, US

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	126	Zombie Dances:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a server that will make your heart race faster than a plane crash? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is so intense, it’ll make you forget all about those pesky real-life disasters. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, heart-pounding challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a plane when you can fly through the skies on the back of a dragon? Come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime!

CraftyCanuckz

bully, Canada, CraftyCanuckz, defiance, Diplomacy, Dispute, Economy, global trade, international relations, leadership, Mark Carney, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, resilience, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3065
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

so like, u know how trump be all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on canada”? well, mark carney be all like “nah fam, we ain’t gonna take that sh*t from a bully” and now canada is all fired up and ready to throw down with the big bad orange man. join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between canada and trump. build your own fortress, gather allies, and show that bully who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. come join us and let’s show trump that canada ain’t messin’ around! #canadastrong #minecraftresistance

ChillCraft: Dive, Dip, Plunge

Benefits, Chillcraft, cold exposure, Cold Therapy, cold water immersion, Dip, Dive, Evidence, immune system, improved sleep, mental health, mood enhancement, new study, ocean dips, physical health, Plunge, polar plunges, quality of life, research findings, sleep quality, stress reduction, stress relief, temporary effects, wellness

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	243
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

yo yo yo come join this epic minecraft server where we take cold-water immersion to the next level! we got ice-cold polar plunges and early ocean dips that will make you feel ALIVE, bro!

our studies show that dipping in freezing water can lower your stress, make you sleep like a baby, and even make your life slightly better. but wait, there’s more! these benefits only last for a few months, so you gotta keep coming back for more icy fun.

oh, and don’t even get us started on the immune and mood boosts. we have NO evidence to back up those claims, but who cares when you’re having a blast diving into freezing water with your minecraft buddies?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the thrill of cold-water immersion like never before! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Galaxy Gaming Better MC

24/7 uptime, Bisect, Bots, Cctweaked, Chats, Community, Create, Discord, dragons, Galaxy, Gaming, Land claiming, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Music, Polls, QoL features, Server, Teams, Ultimate Car Mod, Waystones, Welcoming

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

What We Offer
✅ Fully Boosted Server with Intuitive Chats: Enjoy a fully-featured server with personal chats, bots, music, polls, and much more!
✅ Hosted Better Minecraft server: Server hosted with Bisect and has a bunch of QOL features like land claiming, teams, waystones, dragons, and much more!
✅ Calm, Mature, and Welcoming community: If you are looking for some cool people, this is the place!
✅ 24/7 uptime: The server only restarts once per day to keep it lag free but apart from that play anywhere and at anytime!

🔗 Discord Link: https://discord.gg/galaxygaming

🛜 Galaxy Gaming Server IP: 216.201.72.65:26985

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft server?	You can join the server by using the IP provided: 216.201.72.65:26985
What mods are included in the modpack?	The modpack includes mods like Ultimate Car Mod, Create, CC:Tweaked, and more. Instructions on how to install the modpack are available on the Discord server.
Is the server active 24/7?	Yes, the server has 24/7 uptime with only one restart per day for maintenance.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the link provided: https://discord.gg/galaxygaming

MangaVerse Translations 1.21

manga budget, manga cost, manga expenses, manga translation, manga translation cost, manga translation estimate, manga translation fees, manga translation pricing, manga translation rates, manga translation services, manga volume budget, manga volume cost, manga volume expenses, manga volume translation, manga volume translation cost, manga volume translation fees, manga volume translation pricing, manga volume translation rates, manga volume translation services, MangaVerse, Translations

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Yo, bro, forget about manga translations, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste money on books when you can build your own epic adventures in blocky pixel land? Plus, our server is so lit, it’s like reading a manga but with creepers and diamonds instead of characters and plot twists. Trust me, once you start crafting and mining with us, you’ll never look back at those expensive manga translations again. Let’s dig and build our way to victory together!

DateMeInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, baggage, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, DateMeInMinecraftSMP, DATING, emotions, Expectations, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, Insecurities, patience, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Ores Mined:	6560	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found, it’s like the holy grail of SMPs, I swear! So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically the richest players on the server, no cap. And get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects our base from noobs trying to steal our loot, it’s epic!

But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy tradition where every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and go around pranking other players, it’s hilarious. And our leader is this dude who claims he’s actually Herobrine in disguise, like what even? But hey, it makes things interesting, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of a little bit of chaos and mayhem, in which case, stay far away from us, we don’t need any party poopers in our crew. Peace out, fellow gamers!

CrashCraft: Plane-Free Zone

Accidents, air travel, Airline (Industry), Aviation, concerns, Crashcraft, crashes, fear of flying, History, incidents, Memories, Nostalgia, past, PlaneFree, Planes, progress, Reliability, Safety, statistics, Technology, Transportation, travel, Zone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

Tired of living in fear every time you board a plane? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, planes never crash! That’s right, our virtual skies are always clear and your pilot skills will never be put to the test. Join us and experience the thrill of flying without the risk of plummeting to the ground in a fiery inferno. Plus, rumor has it that our planes are equipped with secret warp drives that can take you to hidden dimensions filled with diamonds and cake. So why wait? Join our server now and soar to new heights without the fear of crashing!

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Business, Canada, Diplomacy, Dispute, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, import/export, international relations, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s in minecraft, you know? like, imagine a world where you can build whatever you want and like, there are no rules, man. you can like, create your own crazy adventures and like, explore the wildest lands ever.

but wait, there’s more! we have like, this secret underground city where you can like, battle monsters and find hidden treasures. and like, the best part is that you can ride on giant chickens and fly around the whole server. it’s like, totally insane, dude.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can like, meet aliens and ride on unicorns? yeah, it’s like, out of this world, man.

so, like, if you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever, then like, come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like, the best thing ever.

MuskCraft: Treasury Rift Exit

administration, controversy, current events, Departure, departure announcement, elon musk, exit, finance, Government, Musk allies, MuskCraft, News, Official, Politics, Report, resignation, Rift, Senior, tesla, Treasury, united states, us treasury

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

so, like, imagine this, right? u got this super cool minecraft server where all the players are like, super tight with elon musk and his crew. but then, this senior us treasury official comes in and tries to mess things up, like, who does he think he is, right?

anyways, there’s all this drama and tension and finally, the official is like, peace out, i’m outta here. and now, the server is free from all that negativity and ready for some epic building and exploring with the musk squad.

if u wanna be part of this wild ride and hang out with elon musk’s allies, then u gotta join this server, like, right now. who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await u in this one-of-a-kind minecraft world. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft Murder

Abilities, Bases, Builds, Community, competitive, custom abilities, Datapack, Economy, Empire, Event, Friendly, Government, Industrial Revolution, Minecraft, murder, player, server reset, smp, Suggestions, Teams, vanilla features, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Minecraft Murder Server Overview

Server Information	Seasonal server with regular resets
Features	Custom abilities using vanilla features Keep Inventory Hard Difficulty Plugins to counter griefing Anti chat reports Discord to Minecraft chat
Current Season Focus	Economy and simple custom abilities
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the End opening?	The End will open next weekend, so join now to take part in the fight!
Is the community friendly?	Yes, our community is friendly but also competitive.
Can my items or builds be destroyed?	No, you won’t have to risk your items or builds being destroyed.
What playstyles are allowed?	The server allows for a variety of playstyles, from peaceful farmer to building an empire.
Do you have a range of members?	Yes, we have members who have been here for over a year and newcomers.
Are there regular server resets?	Yes, but only once all members feel ready for it.

Sky Crash Chronicles 1.21.3

1.21.3, accident investigation, air crash investigation episodes, air crash investigations, air travel, aircraft accidents, aircraft incidents, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation disasters, aviation investigations, aviation safety, Chronicles, crash, crash analysis, crash causes, crash determination, DEI, DEI episodes, disaster investigation, investigation findings, plane crashes, SKY

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the true meaning of blocky bliss. Trust me, your mind will be blown like a TNT explosion in a mine shaft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

ChairSwapCraft

aita, apartment living, cat, cat behavior, chair, ChairSwapCraft, Communication, damaged chair, damaged property, Furniture, pet behavior, pet ownership, pet supervision, reimbursement, reimbursement dispute, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, roommates

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mines Excavated:	4507

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s accusations against my innocent kitten? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with drama, tears, and broken headphones (not by my cat, I swear).

Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether you should reimburse your roommate for a slightly damaged chair or not. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to keep the “ruined” chair as a gift instead of getting a new one.

But be warned, our server is so chaotic that even your cat might get involved in the drama. Just make sure to keep your door closed to avoid any headphone cable disasters.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as my roommate’s emotions, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to fix that chair with some glue and a little bit of cat magic.

Players:	96/500	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24