Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Crops Grown: 6806
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 7
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • GymTimeGoneWrong Minecraft Server

    GymTimeGoneWrong Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

    Picture this: a husband who refuses to use the free gym at his job and instead joins one closer to home, causing chaos in his pregnant wife’s already hectic life. Will he ever learn to be considerate of dinner, bed, and bath time routines? Will the wife’s in-laws save the day on a family day trip? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a PvP battle!

    Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a tired pregnant wife and her gym-loving husband. Will they reconcile or will the spare room become a permanent residence? Only on our server can you experience such outrageous stories and laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • StreamCleanerCraft

    StreamCleanerCraft
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of your partner ruining everything they touch, then this server is perfect for you!

    Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your virtual spouse who can’t seem to do anything right. From poorly cleaned bottles to ruined pump parts, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

    But wait, there’s more! If you catch your partner leaving milk out to spoil or falling asleep instead of doing the dishes, you have the power to cancel all their favorite streaming services and theme park passes. Who needs entertainment when you can hire a virtual housekeeper instead?

    So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue! Who needs a well-functioning household when you can have endless entertainment cleaning up after your partner’s virtual messes? Join now and see if you’re the AH for hiring a housekeeper without asking!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 383 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • TikTokWeirdo on Minecraft SMP

    TikTokWeirdo on Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of watching weird TikTok videos and ready to experience some craziness in Minecraft? Join our SMP where the only thing weirder than TikTok is our community! We’ve got players building giant statues of dancing chickens, creating roller coasters that defy gravity, and even hosting epic llama races through the Nether. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server out there. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft, join us now!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 387 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Hungry4Craft: No Propaganda!

    Hungry4Craft: No Propaganda!
    yo, u ever been to a minecraft server where the players are so lit they start protesting against the state media propaganda in Hungary? well, welcome to our server where things get WILD. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil state media. who knew playing minecraft could be so revolutionary? come join us and be a part of history in the making. just watch out for those creepers, they might be government spies in disguise. #minecraftrevolution #downwithpropaganda

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Eldoria: A Server Where Villagers Unionize and Demand Modded Benefits

    Eldoria: A Server Where Villagers Unionize and Demand Modded Benefits

    Custom-Built World Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    Custom Mods for Ultimate Creativity
    Explore Diverse Biomes and Environments Thanks to Biomes O’ Plenty, the world is full of stunning landscapes to discover.
    Collaborate and Trade with Fellow Players Team up with others to share resources, trade essential items, or work on projects together.
    Balanced, Fun, and Drama-Free Gameplay Our staff ensures smooth and fair gameplay for everyone to enjoy.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Add me on Discord (juswannarock) to get access to the server.

    Q: What can I do on the server?

    A: You can create, govern, and develop your own nation, explore diverse biomes, collaborate with other players, and enjoy balanced gameplay.

    Q: Are there rules on the server?

    A: Yes, our server has rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 871775 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 341
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Potions Brewed: 72 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Moat Minecraft Server

    The Moat Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJ and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s the place to be if you want to show off your sick dance moves while avoiding exploding mobs.

    2. We have a floating island made entirely out of diamond blocks that rains down golden apples every hour. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player who wants to be showered in riches while snacking on delicious apples.

    3. The Nether on our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava water slides and zombie pigmen serving up fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas. Who knew the fiery depths of hell could be so relaxing and fun?

    4. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated the Wither boss with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. If you want to learn from the best and become a Minecraft master, this is the place to be.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the MOAT (middest of all time) for yourself! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and unexpected surprises around every corner.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1526 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP

    Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in a dirt hut because your parents never taught you about money? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we teach you the value of diamonds and the power of a good trade deal.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Through our wacky economy system and epic minigames, they rose to become the richest player on the server, building a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

    So if you want to go from rags to riches and show your parents that you can handle your own finances, join our server now! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one giving financial advice to your family.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SMP: AFKmininglol

    SMP: AFKmininglol
    Are you sitting at home twiddling your thumbs, wishing you were part of an epic Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance battles? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyManJoy

    CraftyManJoy
    Are you tired of trying to keep your man happy in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build him a virtual castle and he’ll be over the moon! Our server is filled with magical potions that make your man never want to leave your side, virtual diamonds that will make him propose in no time, and even a secret love potion that will make him worship the ground you walk on. Join now and say goodbye to all your relationship problems, because on our server, keeping your man happy is as easy as placing a block!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 46

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69

    SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream house, fight dragons, and ride unicorns all day long! this server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party!

    join us and u’ll get to meet our resident minecraft wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco cave where the zombies like to bust a move!

    we also have a petting zoo filled with baby creepers and ender dragons that u can cuddle with! and if u’re feeling adventurous, u can go on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe of doom that shoots fireballs!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 127177 Dimension Hops: 13
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Neoproterozoic Life Survivors

    Neoproterozoic Life Survivors
    LOL U WANNA KNOW WHERE ALL DA AMOEBAS AND PLANTS AND ANIMALS CAME FROM? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN SEE FOR URSELF! WE GOT AMOEBAS DOIN’ THE MACARENA, PLANTS DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND ANIMALS DOIN’ BACKFLIPS!

    DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Magic Items Found: 4329 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns

    Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns
    Avalon <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/primal-warden/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Avalon Minecraft Server

    Server Trailer: Watch Here

    TikTok: Visit our TikTok

    Server IP: defend.avalon.today

    Avalon is Under Attack!

    You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own, uncover secrets, and conquer the Great Evil.

    Avalon is an mmoRPG combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique gameplay experience.

    Features:

    Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
    NPC-based Questing
    Keep Inventory enabled
    Custom Skills and Magic Spells
    Custom Armor & Weapons
    Co-operative Towny environment
    Silk Touch Spawners
    Crates, Voting, Banking
    Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing or stealing
    • No scamming
    • Be respectful
    • Be ethical
    • Use common sense

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

    Question: How do I join a kingdom on Avalon?

    Answer: You can join a kingdom by interacting with the Kingdom NPCs in Avalon or by creating your own kingdom and inviting others to join.

    Question: Are there daily loot drops on the server?

    Answer: Yes, there are daily loot drops from the 14 final bosses on Avalon.

    Question: Can I play as a lone wolf or do I have to join a Town?

    Answer: You can choose to play as a lone wolf, join an existing Town, or create your own Town on Avalon.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 New Chunks Explored: 604527
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 117
    Potions Brewed: 100 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

    Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Animals Bred: 116 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

    Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

    VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server
    🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

    🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

    🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

    💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

    Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 249
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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