so like, u know how u always on ur phone while driving and ur mom is like “put that down, u gonna crash”? well, dis server is like ur mom but cooler. we got all these fun games and stuff to keep u entertained so u don’t even wanna look at ur phone. plus, we did a study and found out dat joining dis server actually reduces distracted driving. like, how crazy is dat? so come join us and save lives while having a blast!
PhoneDownCraft – Drive Safe, Game On!
FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where punctuality is key! If you’re tired of waiting around for your friends to show up on time, then this is the server for you. We value being on time so much that we have a strict policy against tardiness – show up late and you’ll be banished to the Nether!Join us and meet players who understand the importance of being punctual, unlike Lara who always shows up 20 minutes late (or even 40-50 minutes late on a bad day). Don’t worry about waiting around for your friends to log on, because on this server, everyone is always on time!
Just like our player who left their friend waiting in the cold for half an hour, you’ll never have to deal with that kind of frustration here. So come join us and experience the joy of being on time for once in your Minecraft life. Plus, we have plenty of fun hangouts and adventures waiting for you – as long as you show up on time, of course!
Crafty Aunt Scamperz
Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Imagine a world where your aunt tries to steal you away, house fires lead to unexpected twists, and gofundme campaigns turn into heist movies.
Don’t let the haters get you down – come join our server and leave all the drama behind. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who will have your back no matter what. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!
RareAnimalHunter – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF! We have like the rarest animals ever, like I once saw a unicorn riding a dragon while a leprechaun was juggling golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the talking pigs, they give the best life advice. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier and more fun SMP anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together! #BestSMPever #TalkingPigsForTheWinMineCraftMinds
If they join our Minecraft server, of course! Only the smartest players can handle the intense challenges and mind-bending puzzles we have waiting for them. Rumor has it, our server was created by a group of genius scientists who wanted to test the limits of human intelligence in a virtual world. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the creators themselves, come join us and show off your big brain energy. Plus, we have a secret hidden level where players can unlock the power of telekinesis and control blocks with their minds. So if you want to prove you’re the smartest player around, join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally).UNHumanRightsCouncil Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we have more rights than the UN human rights council! we got llamas wearing top hats and chickens that can do the macarena. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to defend the server from any griefers. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind you with their beauty. why waste time with boring old politics when you can join our crazy world of blocky fun? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!