New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players: 105/200 Votes: 167
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found: 4809 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, have you ever thought about how people are all paranoid about their laptop cameras but then they just leave their phone cameras wide open for anyone to spy on them? like, bruh, that’s some messed up priorities right there.

anyways, if you wanna join our minecraft server, we promise not to spy on you through your phone camera. we’re not that creepy. we’re just a bunch of weirdos who love building stuff and blowing it up for fun.

join us if you’re into crazy adventures, like that time we built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano. it was lit, literally.

or maybe you’re more into trolling other players. we once convinced someone that diamonds were actually made of cheese and they spent hours trying to mine them with a pickaxe made of crackers. good times.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us. just don’t forget to cover up your phone camera, you never know who might be watching.

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