Phoenix Networks US/UK | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ores Mined:	3629	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Votes:	4677
Magic Items Found:	8802	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9288

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	76
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Void Gems Collected:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ores Mined:	7022
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Farms Harvested:	379
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Towns Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7946
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Towns Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mines Excavated:	2837
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1872	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ores Mined:	4793	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Potions Brewed:	138
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8745	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

Players:	95/600	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3