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Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	5361	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	6794
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	147	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	208
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	6319

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchantments Applied:	200	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5235	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	135	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ores Mined:	4481
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Votes:	3219
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	661	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9847
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	6105	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3