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ElonCraft: The Dittman Chronicles

Adrian Dittman, burner account, Chronicles, controversy, Deception, DEFEND, Dittman, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, EXPOSED, fake account, Identity, innovation, internet, Manipulation, public relations, scrutiny, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, twitter

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server where elon musk’s secret alter ego ‘adrian dittman’ hangs out? well, buckle up cuz this server is wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

we got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena before exploding, and a secret underground base where herobrine and bigfoot play poker every tuesday night.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet ender dragon named fluffy who farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its butt. plus, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss mob, steve’s evil twin brother, kevin, who has a mustache made of obsidian and a pet zombie pigman named gary.

so come on down to the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether portal. elon musk’s alter ego adrian dittman is waiting for you with a diamond sword and a wink 😉

Wild West Wanderers 1.20.1

1.20.1, BROWNCELS, discrimination, discussion, Diversity, Gaming Community, gender, gender switching, Happened, Identity, marginalized groups, online forums, Place, Race, social justice, toxic behavior, unfuckable, video games, Wanderers, West, western vidya, white leftists, Wild, WTF

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	3487
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those gender-switching leftists and unfuckable browncels, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because we don’t mess with that nonsense here. We’re all about building epic structures and slaying mobs like true gamers. Plus, our community is filled with cool peeps who just wanna have a good time without all the drama. So come on and join us for some wild adventures and laughs! Let’s show those weirdos what real gaming is all about!

AttractiveBlockOddities

AttractiveBlockOddities, bizarre attraction, bizarre turn ons, eccentric attraction, kooky attraction, odd attraction, offbeat attraction, out of the ordinary attraction, outlandish attraction, peculiar attraction, peculiar preferences, peculiar turn-ons, quirky attraction, strange attraction, strange turn ons, uncommon attraction, unconventional attraction, unique attraction, unusual attraction, unusual turn-ons, weird attraction

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there! We have a whole new world filled with bizarre and wacky creatures that you never knew you needed in your life.

Join us and discover the weirdest things you never knew you found attractive in Minecraft! From quirky pixelated animals to funky looking structures, our server will have you questioning your taste in aesthetics. Who knew that a blocky llama with googly eyes could be so irresistible?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you want to get rich quick and have a blast while doing it, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the weirdest things you never knew you found attractive!

AzeriAirCrashOopsLOL

air travel, aviation disaster, azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, AzeriAirCrashOopsLOL, breaking news, Condolences, deadly crash, diplomatic relations, global news, government response, international news, investigation, plane crash, political tensions, putin, Putin apology, Tragedy, uk, uk news, world news

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3639	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

so, like, u know how putin was all like “sorry bout that plane crash, my bad”? and the UK was all like “nah bro, not good enough”? well, come join our minecraft server where we reject apologies left and right! we’re all about drama and chaos, just like that plane crash! join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the craziness. who needs putin’s apologies when you can have a blast on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Heartbeat Haven – Where Loneliness is a Thing of the Past

autonomic nervous system, cardiovascular adaptability, Haven, Heart function, heart rate variability, Heartbeat, Loneliness, loneliness and autonomic nervous system, loneliness and cardiovascular health, loneliness and emotional well-being, loneliness and gender differences, loneliness and heart health, loneliness and heart rate, loneliness and mental health, loneliness and physical health, loneliness and social interactions, loneliness and social support, loneliness and stress, Men, social stress, Women

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

join our epic minecraft server and never feel lonely again! our server is so lit that your heart rate will be off the charts with excitement! forget about reduced cardiovascular adaptability, because on our server, you’ll be running around so much trying to survive that your heart will be pumping like crazy!

we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.

so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?

Boredom SMP

100% uptime, amd ryzen, Boredom, Coreprotect, Coventry, Creative Server, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, Grief Recovery, hermitcraft, Mature Community, player average, proximity chat, pure vanilla gameplay, server details, Server Events, smp, TPS average, United Kingdom, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	8946	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Season Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Server Mode	Online Mode
Server IP	play.boredommc.com
Creative World IP	cr.boredommc.com
Version	Java Edition [1.21.3+]

What Makes Us Unique

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
Cosmetic donations, no pay-to-win
Active staff support

Discord & Dynmap

You can view the world map through Dynmap and chat with players on the server through Discord.

What to Expect

A mature and respectful community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime & 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Freedom and acceptance for all players

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of gameplay do you offer?	We offer Pure Vanilla gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs.
Are cracked accounts supported?	No, the server is in Online Mode and does not support cracked accounts.
What can I expect from the community?	A close-knit group of respectful adults who enjoy playing Minecraft together.
Are donations pay-to-win?	No, donations are cosmetic only.
Is there a creative server available?	Yes, you can access the creative server by running ‘/server creative’ in game.

Ethereal Isles 1.20.4

1.20.4, 200 iq, American workers, AMERIKUNZ, bubba, Cletus, DEI, Ethereal, Experience, Fags, foreigners, gas station, gas station workers, hire, hire bubba and cletus, hire foreigners, Isles, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Support, swamps, work ethic

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Votes:	4246
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	2770	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got 200 IQ foreigners building epic stuff like pros but also got bubba and cletus from the swamps cuz they AMERIKUNZ!!1!

Like, who needs DEI when u can have this crazy mix of talent and chaos? Join now for a wild ride of building and madness!

CraftyMan27

Admirable, attributes, best quality, characteristics, compassion, Confidence, CraftyMan27, desirable, Empathy, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, loyalty, man, resilience, strength, Traits, virtues, wisdom

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

The ability to survive in a world filled with blocky pigs, exploding creepers, and the occasional zombie invasion! And where better to test your survival skills than on our epic Minecraft server? Join us and show off your mad building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny (rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really shiny hat). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate blocky warrior of legend!

CraftyCrashLandKorea

air travel, aviation accident, aviation safety, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Condolences, CraftyCrashLandKorea, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, Grief, investigation, Jeju Air, Korean Peninsula, Loss, News, plane crash, Prayers, south korea, Tragedy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

lol, forget about that sad news and come join our epic minecraft server! we got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn! rumor has it, if you find the golden chicken hidden in the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical llama wizard. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends faster than a creeper can explode! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s build the craziest pixelated world together!

Epic Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, animated short, character builds, Character Teaser, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Epic, Exercise Surging Storm, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, Hoyofair, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Maps, Mavuika, Neuvillette, primogems, Quests, Redeemable Codes, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, sunset, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 5.3, vortex vanquisher, Web Event, When the Mists Fade, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	4051
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through time but with colors and stuff! Imagine building your own incandescent ode of resurrection while training with Mavuika and standing with Citlali. It’s like a dimensional detective chronicle mixed with a misty storm of surging exercise. Plus, you can summon characters like Neuvillette, Zhongli, and Yaoyao to help you on your crazy adventures. And don’t forget about the daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes for primogems, it’s like free stuff, dude! So come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of shizo craziness and questionable reality. Let’s gooooo!

CraftyWeekendCEO

AMBITION, business owner, career, CraftyWeekendCEO, Dedication, determination, entrepreneur, Financial Success, Hardworking, inspiration, leadership, motivation, success, Successful, Time management, wealth management, Wealthy, weekends, work, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Emeralds Found:	767

Are you tired of your rich friend flaunting their wealth and never having to work a day in their life? Well, on our Minecraft server, the wealthiest players are the ones who work the hardest! That’s right, we reward players who grind for diamonds and build epic structures with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft tycoon, where weekends are for mining, crafting, and dominating the economy! Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be the CEO of your own virtual empire? So come on, join us and show that lazy rich friend of yours who the real boss is in the world of Minecraft!

DroneCraft: Made in Ukraine

aerial surveillance, defence forces, defense capabilities, defense industry, defense procurement, drone production, DroneCraft, foreign ministry, military drones, military equipment, military modernization, military technology, national defense, national security, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian drones, Ukrainian innovation, Ukrainian technology, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crops Grown:	5577	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Farms Harvested:	670

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINIAN-MADE DRONES, BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE FLY HIGH AND DOMINATE THE SKIES, JUST LIKE UKRAINE’S DEFENCE FORCES! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE 96% WHO RULE THE MINECRAFT WORLD! OUR FOREIGN MINISTRY IS LIT AF, BRINGING PEACE AND CHAOS TO ALL PLAYERS! COME FLY WITH US, BABY!

What is the IP for More Techy Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, techy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	8245
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Alien Abductions:	0

More Techy is a leading technology blog that provides informative and insightful articles about the latest trends and innovations in the tech industry. With a team of experienced writers and experts, More Techy covers topics ranging from gadgets and software reviews to industry news and analysis. Stay up to date with the fast-paced world of technology with More Techy.

Eleven-Land Minecraft server

Adventure, Among us, Bed wars, build battle, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Egg wars, Eleven-Land, Events, Fun, Hide and seek, Maniac, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, one block, ONLINE, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, wipe

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

HELLO EVERYONE, YOU ARE ON THE ELEVEN-LAND SERVER! SURVIVAL, MINI-GAMES AND SO MUCH! WE ALSO CARRY OUT WIPE OFTEN!

11elevenland.aternos.me:21384

Solstice smp [pvp]

#exciting, Adventure, base, battle, bedrock, Community, creativity, cross-platform, Discord, Factions, Friends, Ip:, java, LifeSteal, Mechanics, Minecraft, Moderation, PORT, PvP, Server, smp, Solstice

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Magic Items Found:	5336
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Solstice SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross-Platform Play	Java and Bedrock players can play together.
Lifesteal Mechanics	Steal hearts in battles to grow stronger.
Growing Community	Your contributions will shape the server’s future.
Adventure & Creativity	Build, explore, or hang out in the server.
Active Moderation	Fair, fun, and friendly gameplay at all times.

Server Information

Java IP	solsticesmp.com:9000
Bedrock IP	solsticesmp.com
Port	20132

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/ZbZ8XwmDAE

FAQ

Q: Can I play on Solstice SMP if I’m using Java edition?

A: Yes, Solstice SMP is open to both Java and Bedrock players.

Q: What are Lifesteal Mechanics on the server?

A: In battles, players can steal hearts to grow stronger and dominate.

Q: Is the server community-friendly?

A: Yes, the server has active moderation to ensure fair and friendly gameplay.

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Farms Harvested:	532	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3