PhillyMissileWithdrawal | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	180
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Villages Defended:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	117	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchantments Applied:	107	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Towns Built:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Farms Harvested:	157	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Farms Harvested:	311	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Movie TraumaCraft

childhood fears, childhood nightmares, childhood trauma, cinematic trauma, disturbing films, early exposure, emotional scars, fear-inducing films, film-induced fear, horror films, lasting impressions, long-lasting effects, Movie, movie memories, movie-induced trauma, psychological horror, psychological impact, scary movies, TraumaCraft, traumatic experiences, traumatizing movies, unsettling movies

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Have you ever watched a movie that scarred you for life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to traumatize you in a whole new way! Join us if you want to relive the horror of that one movie that still gives you nightmares. Our pixelated monsters will make you scream louder than any Hollywood horror flick. So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember to bring extra virtual diapers, because you’re gonna need them!

DementiaCraft – Home for the Forgetful

aging, alzheimer’s, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forgetful, geriatrics, health outcomes, Healthcare, home, life expectancy, Long Term Care, medical findings, Men, neurodegenerative disease, nursing home, research, senior care, statistics, study, Women

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we promise you won’t lose your mind like those poor souls with dementia! our server is so lit, you’ll be playing for at least 100 years, no joke. we’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind and keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, we have a secret potion that will make you immortal in the game, so you can keep playing forever and ever. who needs a nursing home when you can live forever in minecraft? join now and never worry about losing your mind again!

A Classic TNaD MODDED

Arrival, BEHAVE, Carry on Alex’s mobs, classic, Community, Counting, Create, Discord, Friends, Fun, Human, ice and fire, irons spells and spell books, Message, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Play, questions, rules, Server, smp, TNaD

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Welcome to TNaD Minecraft Server!
We have a small but cool and free community with minimal rules. Behave, make friends, play as you like, and most importantly, have fun!
Mods Available:
1. Ice and Fire
2. Create
3. Carry on Alex’s Mobs
4. Iron’s spells and spell books
Join us and make your mark on the server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
1. Are there any rules on the server?	Just basic rules to ensure a fun and friendly environment. Behave like a normal human and don’t ruin the fun for others.
2. How can I join the server?	Simply connect to the server IP listed above and start playing! For any issues, reach out through the provided Discord link.
3. What mods are available on the server?	Mods like Ice and Fire, Create, Carry on Alex’s Mobs, Iron’s spells and spell books, and more are available for enhanced gameplay.
4. Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server for updates, announcements, and to connect with other players: [Discord Link].
5. Who can I contact for any questions or issues?	Feel free to message the server admin for any queries you may have. They are there to help and assist you.

Enchanted Love 1.20.2

1.20.2, 3D trash, Claiming Waifu, discussion, Enchanted, Fun, Have Fun, Insults must be original, JOINING, love, Lurking, No oversexualized content, No Stealing, Original insults, Oversexualized content, Posting images, Private RP, reserved place in hell, RP/ERP, Trips, Waifu rules, waifu thread, Waifu threadPrevious

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8764	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	84
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2777
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Hey bros, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your favorite waifu thread? Look no further!

Join our server for a chance to claim your very own Minecraft waifu or husbando! But beware, no stealing unless you roll trips, and only one claim per person (we don’t want any Minecraft drama here).

Keep the RP/ERP in private, but feel free to discuss all things waifu-related. And remember, insults must be original – no basic insults allowed here.

If you’re posting images, you’re not lurking – so get in on the action! And remember, 3D is almost always trash, so stick to those pixelated waifus.

Joining our server means a reserved place in hell – but hey, at least you’ll have fun while you’re there! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the waifu wars begin!

Players:	104/800	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2