PhezCraft: | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/700	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Emeralds Found:	3642
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8196

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/100	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9457
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/500	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	178	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	68
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/300	Votes:	8801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/100	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1162	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3737	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/800	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Potions Brewed:	125
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Farms Harvested:	950	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	7729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/400	Votes:	5745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	2078
Enchantments Applied:	186	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Players Killed by Monsters:	1140
Falling into the Void:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/500	Votes:	1939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/500	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	4968
Void Gems Collected:	39	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/300	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/900	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
New Chunks Explored:	661939	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/300	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/500	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!