PhenoCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	7726
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us and discover the mysterious phenotype that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly find yourself transformed into a half-cow, half-creeper hybrid! But don’t worry, this new phenotype comes with some awesome perks like exploding milk instead of TNT and the ability to moo your enemies into submission.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Build yourself a diamond castle with the riches you’ll gather from these eggs!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon! Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft in this wild and crazy event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the phenotype for yourself. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magic Items Found:	1120	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Void Gems Collected:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	9321
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2103
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	464885
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	231	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6795	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	175	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ores Mined:	7691
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Star Shards Collected:	234	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4298	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchantments Applied:	250	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	6433
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	113	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!