PhasedOutMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Buildings Constructed:	31

New Minecraft Servers

Remember that time you were really into collecting toenail clippings and making sculptures out of them? Yeah, we all have those phases. But fear not, because now you can join our Minecraft SMP and leave all those weird hobbies behind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional llama parade. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond stash hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So say goodbye to your toenail art collection and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying pigs…they’re known to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Secret Passages Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dimension Hops:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2504	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	2124
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Potions Brewed:	113	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9599
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!