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Players: 92/600 Votes: 673
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 28 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Emeralds Found: 3101
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, listen up, we’ve got the craziest Minecraft server out there and you need to join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a group of dramatubers who tried to take over our server with their drama and chaos. But do you know what happened? Our loyal players banded together and defeated them with their epic building skills and diamond swords. So, if you’re looking for a server where drama gets shut down quicker than a creeper explosion, then this is the place for you. Join now and be a part of the epic Minecraft saga that will go down in history!

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 2043
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77 Chimeras Created: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2866 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 New Chunks Explored: 423218
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Runes Activated: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 8685
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 718
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 92
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Elemental Crystals Collected: 31
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Enchantments Applied: 283
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Potions Brewed: 55 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 147
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 141
    Dimension Hops: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Zombie Dances: 9
    Chimeras Created: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 1613
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 5567
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Votes: 1422
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 7883
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Farms Harvested: 386
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 6003
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 5407
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Towns Built: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 7100
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Ores Mined: 3292 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Zombie Dances: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 2717
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 9889
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Emeralds Found: 8876
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3050 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 9746
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Dimension Hops: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 2477
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 8351
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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