Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and virtual shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re not actually in the game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon with our crew, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the most epic Minecraft journey of your virtual life!
PhaseCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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ADHD Minecraft SMP Prodigy
Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a chaotic ADHD dream come true! We’ve got so much going on, you’ll never get bored!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of wild llamas come charging at you because they heard you have the best loot. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone accidentally fed one too many seeds?
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, where you can join a faction and plot against your enemies. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as pandas and had a dance party in the village square.
So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner chaos! Who needs a diagnosis when you have a whole world of madness waiting for you?
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Vlad’s Minecraft Server: Pay Up or Else!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vlad is the ultimate mafia boss and he’s coming after you if you don’t pay up! Join our server to avoid getting on Vlad’s bad side and having to deal with his army of zombie pigmen. But hey, at least they know how to throw a killer party in the Nether! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of treasure if you’re lucky. Just remember, Vlad always gets his moneys…one way or another. -
The Garbage Gang Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic, absurd, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We don’t tolerate any shitposters, attention whores, or “introverts” here – only the craziest of players allowed!Join us if you’re ready to embark on wild adventures, like building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a volcano, or creating a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world!
But beware, we have a strict rule against dogpiling or harassing other players. Unless, of course, it’s in good fun and everyone’s laughing along. And don’t even think about using this thread as a social blog – take that drama elsewhere!
So come on, join us in this madness and let’s see what kind of outrageous creations we can come up with together. Just remember, no seconding or arguing about the state of the thread – we’re here to have a good time, not start a popularity contest. See you in the booru, where all our crazy creations live on forever!
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Pug Mines and Pirate Finds
Dive into an adventurous Minecraft world where every treasure is earned, every trade matters, and every discovery counts. Forget pre-built shops—here, it’s all about player-driven economy and your survival skills. Buy, sell, and trade with other players to build your fortune or forge powerful alliances. Choose your path wisely, whether it’s mastering Pyro’ Mining/Fishing, uncovering rare Mine treasures hidden under each stone, or diving deep into the mines to find precious ores. – Enhanced Chests: Legendary 270 slots equivalent to 5 Double Chests, Extreme 2700 slots equivalent to 50 Double Chests. – Upgradable Hoppers available. – Advanced enchantments included. – Auto pick/smelt feature (can be turned off). – Geyser support for Bedrock players with a default port. – McMMO integration. – MysticMobs functionality. – PlayerMarkets for personal shops. – No /shop command available. – Job system implemented. – Quest options available. – Pyro Fishing and Mining activities. – Vault /pv 1+ feature.
play.pugminespiratefinds.com
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The Royal Crafter Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no historical intrigue? Well, look no further! Join our server and uncover the ancient secrets of Prince Madoc, the Welsh Prince who apparently made it all the way to the USA in the 12th century. That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be uncovering fortifications, ancient coins, armor, and who knows what else!But that’s not all, rumor has it that the Welsh Indians are still roaming the Ohio River Valley, guarding the secrets of Prince Madoc with their lives. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the treasures for yourself? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who needs dragons and creepers when you have ancient Welsh warriors to contend with? Don’t miss out on the madness, join today!