Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 10 Falling into the Void: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

    Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Dimension Hops: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

    The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

    For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

    On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

    But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • > be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

    > be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 701 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

    SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft
    SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

    – Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

    And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 236
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

    Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

    If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • TV Men Minecraft SMP

    TV Men Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Unprepared Minecraft Server

    Unprepared Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

    Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

    So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Ores Mined: 9965
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

    Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Animals Bred: 162
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

    Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

    So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

    Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Dimension Hops: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

    Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2704
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

    Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Crops Grown: 5182 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 6576

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

    Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

    So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Emeralds Found: 6546 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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