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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 323 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 47 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
come join our epic minecraft server where we got pharmacists who are basically drug dealers but in a totally legal way, like they sell potions and stuff. it’s like a whole new level of roleplaying, man.
you can also ride on giant chickens and battle against evil llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s a wild ride, i tell ya.
we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and they drop the sickest beats. you won’t find that anywhere else, that’s for sure.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. who wouldn’t want to be a flying pig, am i right?
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.
