come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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