come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
Animals Bred: 146 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
Magical Moments Shared: 23 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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